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New CNN Motto: Make Better Mistakes
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-10-21 | MOTUS

Posted on 06/11/2021 5:04:34 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Number 1 item in the Friday Bizzarro news roundup:

I don’t know who wrote this but it definitely wins this week’s headline contest: Jeffrey Toobin holds his own in on-air return to CNN.

"I hope to be a better person off camera as well as on camera," Toobin told anchor Alisyn Camerota in one of the more bizarre segments CNN has broadcast in recent memory.

toobinYeah, good luck with that you sad sack.

Which leads one to wonder: is there anything a liberal weenie can get permanently fired for? Honestly, even Toobin’s “explanatory” mea coupa interview, conducted so professionally by Alisyn, would have been considered salacious just a few short years ago. I suppose that’s Trump’s fault too: he drove the left so cray-cray that they all suffered a moral meltdown and descended into debauchery.

But here’s the kicker:

Toobin thought he had turned off the camera, which he called “deeply moronic and indefensible. But that is part of the story. I have spent the seven subsequent months, miserable months in my life, I can certainly confess, trying to be a better person.”

So before returning full time to news analysis for CNN Jeffrey was sent out to do his mea culpas for… forgetting to turn the camera off? I guess that could be Hunter’s offense/defense as well.

Alisyn wrapped up the most cringeworthy interview of the year (so far) with this astute comment:

"Many of us have really missed having your legal analysis to guide us on our programs, so let me be the first to welcome you back."

I suspect that is true, given that the “programs” on CNN are hosted by a pack of mindless robotic jerkoffs.

cnn better mistakes tomorrow

 

And a Raj update, from last night:

All's good here in MOTUSville. Raj was released yesterday around 1-ish and was home napping by 2. It's still early but pain seems to be much easier to manage than with his first knee replacement. Apparently a good deal of knee #1 pain was due to existing leg nerve damage/pain from prior back injury/surgery that the subsequent surgery exacerbated. It’s gotten better but still hasn't resolved completely, hence my anxiety going into surgery #2.

But so far just normal surgical pain with this one. Meanwhile his Internal Medicine Doc has weaned him off 3 other meds that he's been taking for years and that seems to have addressed his ongoing gastrointestinal/heart arrhythmia issues. So Raj is heading into physical therapy in much better condition than he was for round one last November and we're both guardedly optimistic. He believes he’ll live to ski again.

I'm certain that all the prayers offered up by the Mighty MOTI have helped him along the road to recovery and we are both very, very thankful to all. The world may be falling apart but in our little corner of it anyway things are finally turning around. Hoping that it spreads.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cnn; fakenews; jeffreytoobin; trump

1 posted on 06/11/2021 5:04:34 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Most cringeworthy two minutes of Television I may have ever seen.

It was great that they had a Woman Anchor-ette interviewing him. I’m sure it will be the the highlight of her Resume.

She will probably win a Peabody Award for it.


2 posted on 06/11/2021 5:09:00 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Trump - Make America Great Again / Xiden - Make America Grovel Again...)
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To: NOBO2012

People like Toobin or Hunter Biden. Morally corrupt. Financially corrupt. These are our “elites”; constantly securing the American people on how horrible and privileged they are. And by “they”, I don’t mean these elites are self-reflective, and that is the problem.


3 posted on 06/11/2021 5:14:21 AM PDT by Flick Lives (“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
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To: NOBO2012

And the fools will continue to watch the Communist News Network!


4 posted on 06/11/2021 5:17:05 AM PDT by MGunny ( )
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Only CNN would make a degenerate, a man who makes Pee Wee Herman look normal, their Chief legal analyst.


5 posted on 06/11/2021 5:19:52 AM PDT by JonPreston (Q: Never have so many, been so wrong, so often)
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To: Kickass Conservative

More cringe-worthy than the Monica Lewinsky interview by Barbara Walters?


6 posted on 06/11/2021 5:23:01 AM PDT by jimjohn (...like Donkey Kong.)
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To: NOBO2012

The fact that this onerous bastard is even willing to show his face back on TV after what he was caught doing shows that he is totally without morals or integrity. He really reflect the values of CNN and the Left.


7 posted on 06/11/2021 5:25:12 AM PDT by Redleg Duke (Where are all the Biden voters, proudly praising his accomplishments?)
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To: NOBO2012
AT&T and CNN executives, by rehiring Serial Masturbator Jeffrey Toobin, have publicly announced they:
-support the broadcast of live male porn
-support hostile work environments
-support sexual harassment in the workplace

Anyone who attends or logs into a meeting with Serial Masturbator Jeffrey Toobin announces they agree.

8 posted on 06/11/2021 5:39:16 AM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: Redleg Duke

Toobin’s sense of shame has atrophied and withered to clintonesque infinitesimalness.


9 posted on 06/11/2021 5:50:47 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Diana Moon Glampers for Secretary of Education! )
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To: Redleg Duke

Ha! HE was only doing what every Liberal does, whenever they speak! All samee...you savvy??


10 posted on 06/11/2021 6:09:50 AM PDT by SMARTY ( "Force always attracts men of low morality. " Albert Einstein)
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CNN and really all the msm is a dumpster of garbage ‘journalism’…


11 posted on 06/11/2021 7:04:01 AM PDT by TnTnTn
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To: NOBO2012

CNN the junk yard for stupidity open 24/7/365.


12 posted on 06/11/2021 9:22:39 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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