Posted on 08/22/2020 8:25:29 AM PDT by CheshireTheCat
Heeding the advice of critics, Portland police say they repeatedly tried to deescalate with protesters Friday night. It didn’t work.
As many as 200 demonstrators rampaged near a police station in the Oregon city, pelting a protective line of unoccupied police vehicles with golf balls, softball-sized rocks, metal railroad spikes, paint-filled plastic eggs and balloons filled with feces.
A torn-up street sign was also used to smash cars, with tires slashed and windows broken, police said...
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I probably don’t want to know the answer but how do you get poop into a balloon?
I’m happy just to get it in the bowl.....
“As many as 200 demonstrators “
I could end that sh!t myself, with no help from anyone.
I couldn’t, but I bet I know a fair number of people who could. After the first burst, I’d guess about 95% would flee, which would leave ten belligerent disorganized and bewilder punks who would still be in over their heads against one person who knows the score. I think those are decent enough odds, and likely after three or so more were down that would be the end. And then would come the arrest.
I wonder about the mechanics of that. How do they get the sh!t into a balloon? And do they wash their hands afterward or do they just dip into the communal Cheeto bowl?
I wondered if they tested the balloon contents for DNA
Yes and the tests came back all democrats.
When is someone going to stop this?
How the heck do you get poop in a balloon?
I just had a camera test and could have filled a few balloons with the liquid they had me drink. How much does the job pay? By the pound or gallon?
Curious minds want to know.
One of those professional cake-frosting bags?
(Hat tip Norm MacDonald)
Hahaha
Monkeys and apes matter!!!
At first glance I thought it said baboons were throwing feces at cop cars.
I’d say macaroon. Where I live no one puts up with this sort of BS.
Add water
And these Portland cops are the imaginary 10-foot-tall Rambos that our FR pearl-clutchers insist will come and take our weapons.
What a reality disconnect.
Do Portlanders really want to live this way? Liberals aren’t happy unless they are miserable.
Do Portlanders really want to live this way? Liberals aren’t happy unless they are miserable.
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