Posted on 08/18/2020 3:07:25 PM PDT by DFG
Following the recent announcement that Kamala Harris has been selected as Joe Biden’s running mate, Senator Harris was eager to share plans of her own if elected. Harris has now unveiled a bold, new strategy to provide affordable housing to the Americans she believes need it the most.
Harris's free housing plan will provide poor families with a clean, safe, secure concrete room, armed guards, and three full meals a day.
“Truly, I can think of no better place for these people to be contained - er I mean to live!” said Kamala Harris, smiling and taking pictures outside the facility. “No one is more deserving of going to the big house.”
Harris proceeded to give a tour of the exclusive, gated community that she hopes will soon house mass quantities of people. “The housing boasts top level security featuring high walls, barbed wire fencing, 24 hour surveillance and dedicated guards,” said the Senator. “From these towers, guards keep a watchful eye and can quickly defuse any disturbance.”
The affordable housing is laid out in fun, organized sections that they like to call "cell blocks." “The secret to cutting down costs is our innovative floor plan that combines the bathroom, bedroom, living room, and dining room into one space,” explained Harris walking through one of the blocks. “Additionally, each person has access to three government-provided, delicious bowls of gruel every day."
One resident informed us he’s tried to leave multiple times but has not been able to. He said he understands that Kamala knows what’s best for him and that they’re only keeping him there for his best interest and safety. When pressed for a comment Kamala simply laughed it off.
At publishing time several reports indicated that there was a mostly peaceful riot in the yard.
Snark, snark, snark, snark....
When d8d BB stop being a satire site?
That’s called Prison ,LOL
If she has a ‘pow wow’ with E Warren, maybe she can get permission to start her project on an island in San Francisco Bay.
To ‘stretch’ her idea further she will propose the same for ‘dissidents’ and call it reeducation centers.
The problem is that most of America needs to cut down to one square meal a day. Then perhaps a tiny house would work.;-)
Gee, it sounds just like prison!
Was it Hayek that said that people treated as such by their government are not citizens, they are livestock?
we’re all prisoners
thats’ the BB’s point
“Kamala Harris Proposes Housing Plan Where Everybody Gets Free 10’x10’ Room And Three Meals A Day”
I’d give them the same thing...at Leavenworth. Her too.
Following her trial and conviction for giving aid and comfort to the enemy, Demonicrat Kamala can say a few words to the cheering crowds while on her own designated platform... with a trapdoor.
Kamila’s 2 step plan to get ahead in life. Give head, and sleep with married men!
Correction: Only one meal a day IF you meet the Norm.
No unemployment too.
I thought it was real.
An oldie but a goodie. I am now reassured that I will live in spartan comfort under the Biden-Harris regime.
DANG!
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