Posted on 07/07/2020 10:21:57 AM PDT by John Semmens
Former Vice-President Joe Biden's wife Jill is predicting that "Joe will get a lot of Republican votes this November. Sure he seems a bit demented from time to time, but who isn't? As he pointed out the other day to a question from a lying dog-face reporter, he is constantly tested for cognitive decline. Most of the time he passes. I think that a majority of voters will consider that a pretty good average compared to themselves. Joe certainly knows enough to recognize that Trump's tax cuts were a mistake. High taxes are needed to ensure that resources are used wisely rather than squandered on frivolous personal expenditures like starting a small business that is later looted and burned down by rioters. Most small businesses that aren't looted and burned down eventually fail anyway. Joe's plan to boost taxes will avert these failures by preventing these kind of lame-brained business ventures from ever getting started."
In related news, Joe Biden took issue with President Trump's suspension of H-1B visas for importing foreign workers while unemployment for Americans is so high. "H-1B foreign workers built this country," Biden insisted. "Without them there would have been no feasible way for slave states like my home state of Delaware to import the labor needed to man the plantations crucial to our economy in the past or the convenience market and donut vendors crucial to the workingman's diet today. Undoing this suspension will be one of my first acts as this country's new president in 2021."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=407325.0
So says Biden’s caregiver.
“Most of the time he passes.”
Yes, but his finger painting on the kitchen wall with his own doo-doo must be getting very annoying.
I know this is satire, but here is the campaign strategy of the left between now and November and it does not rely on Biden.
They are going to continue chaos and hysteria. The mostly unspoken campaign slogan is “elect Uncle Joe and this all goes away.”
Chaos is their platform and they don’t care how many kids are killed in the inner-city to make it happen. This is all they have and it is working. They are controlling the messaging with their media allies and few are extolling the virtues of the Trump presidency or the performance of Trump prior to Covid.
President Pike?
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I’m trying to think of HOW the Dems are going to prevent there being the debates with Trump.
This Senile Ventriloquists Dummy wont stand a chance.
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Biden won’t even be the nominee you can bank on that
Boy! Jill sure wants to get into that White House doesn’t she?.......she’s shameful.....her old man is a few months away from a chin cup and she keeps dragging him out of the basement to make another speech void of anything making sense.
A girl can dream, can’t she? There is no way, no matter who he picks for VP, that he can win. People know what the democrats do to the economy, and how about the democrats favoring baby-killing?
Can Jill Biden be prosecuted for Abuse of an Elderly Person????
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