Elizabeth Warren Tells Heartwarming Anecdote About Taking Half of a Supporter's Money

PJ Media ^ | February 12, 2020 | Jim Treacher

[C19fan]

Unless something unforeseen happens -- which it still could, because that's what "unforeseen" means -- Elizabeth Warren isn't going to be the Democratic nominee for president in 2020. This is bad news for fans of comedy, but good news for everybody else. Even a cuck RINO traitor like me, who has given up caring about anything and is only in this to watch the chaos, wouldn't prefer that walking disaster. Warren is basically a more ambulatory, less trustworthy Hillary Clinton.

But Fauxcahontas still has her fans. According to her, at least. And they're selflessly devoted to her, if you believe this anecdote she just told:

Elizabeth Warren ✔ @ewarren A young girl came up to me tonight and said, “I’m a broke college student with a lot of student loan debt. I checked and I have $6 in the bank—so I just gave $3 to keep you in this fight.” We’re staying in this fight for the people who are counting on us.

[C19fan]

'Amen, I say to you, this poor widowstudent put in more than all the other contributors to the Warren treasury. For they have all contributed from their surplus wealth, but she, from her poverty, has contributed all she had, her whole livelihood.'

[Steely Tom]

Indian taker.

[Red Badger]

The check most likely bounced, because banks, like mine, usually require a $5 minimum to hold open an account.................

[Lurkinanloomin]

Even a cuck RINO traitor like me
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Never seen one admit it.........

[rktman]

Elizabeth Warren/Heartwarming. BZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT! Not allowed to be used in the same sentence. That is all.

[N. Theknow]

Elizabeth Warren...Hillary without the Arkancide...yet.

[The people have spoken]

Even a cuck RINO traitor like me

Is that you, Mitt?

[Leaning Right]

How appropriate, given that a President Warren would have taken half of everyone’s money.

[mbird139]

And she just increased her donations to $5. Bankrupting college kids. Good job Liz

[MayflowerMadam]

The widow’s mite.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Sounds more like one of Dick Gebhardt’s imaginary friends if you ask me.

So, Elizabeth Warren is bragging about taking 1/2 of a poor person’s money. And apparently none of the Democrats see that as disgusting.

[OKSooner]

A less trustworthy Hillary Clinton?

That right there is impossible.

[SkyPilot]

America's Mother-in-Law.

_{Apologies to all you sweet MILs out there.......}

[ClearCase_guy]

“Hey Kid, that means you still have $3 left. Hand it over — don’t be a greedy pig.”

[Opinionated Blowhard]

The student should give Warren all her money, borrow to the hilt to pay for her college and then scream for debt forgiveness.

[Thank You Rush]

That’s funny....recognizable....from you both. I don’t think Liz would get the first one!

[frank ballenger]

Isn’t this a misguided version of “the lesson of the widow’s mite”?

Mark 12:41-44 (NIV)

Jesus sat down opposite the place where the offerings were put and watched the crowd putting their money into the temple treasury. Many rich people threw in large amounts. But a poor widow came and put in two very small copper coins, worth only a few cents.
Calling his disciples to him, Jesus said, “Truly I tell you, this poor widow has put more into the treasury than all the others. They all gave out of their wealth; but she, out of her poverty, put in everything—all she had to live on.”
New International Version (NIV)

[Thank You Rush]

What’s with her jackets? Does she not own blouses or dresses? What’s she hiding?

[Liz]

DRUM ROLL PLEASE..... presenting..... "the leader of the free world."

[SunkenCiv]

Elizabeth Warren isn't going to be the Democratic nominee for president in 2020. This is bad news for fans of comedy, but good news for everybody else... Warren is basically a more ambulatory, less trustworthy Hillary Clinton.