Big assumption about going to heaven...
Obama’s Arrival in Heaven…
Good story, but...NOT going to happen...he’s NOT going there.
The founders said he couldn’t be President.
We should have listened.
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Cute.
False premise...
Yeah right, just make sure this absolutely cannot ever, ever happen again. No muslim, no phony credentials, MUST be the natural born citizen and not with forged papers or numbers.
One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil meets him on entry...
“I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got a couple of folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.”
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
“No,” Obama said “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer, and I don’t think I could do that all day long.”
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
“No, this is no good; I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,” commented Obama.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, “Yeah man, I can handle this.”
The devil smiled and said........... (this is priceless):
“OK, Monica, you’re free to go.”
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I was thinking more along the lines of “When Obama and the Clintons died and got their assignments the first dead people they met were, Hitler, Stalin, and Mao...”
A muslim doesn’t make it to Heaven except for the judgment.
How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in the winter, of course!
After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were extra deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President-elect.
They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 PM.
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.
Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.
That night, Hillary and her
cronies got together and accused Trump of being a
“low-life, cheating’ %^&*(#*.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were going to follow and to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.
Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total. That night, Hillary and her Democratic cohorts got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating.
Hillary stood up to give her report and said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice.”
And this story, ... tells you the difference between a successful businessman and a career government politician.