Posted on 12/10/2017 9:20:14 AM PST by PROCON
Looking for that special keepsake to commemorate the 2017 Christmas season? Tired of looking at that old, boring angel or star atop your Christmas tree? Want to show people just how “woke” you are while still celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ?
Well, look no further! For the price of multiple gallons of coffee, you too can look up at the top of your tree and be proud to see a loser looking back at you.
That’s right! It’s the new Hillary Clinton Christmas Tree Topper “Angel!”
A website called womentolookupto.com has come out with a line of tree angels that truly represents what Christmas is all about — vanity.
The description for the Clinton angel is as follows:
The most presidential of tree toppers. 3D sculpted in her iconic power suit with angelic wings. 3D printed to order with pinpoint accuracy, with a simple wire tie threaded through holes on her back to safely secure to your tree. She's the First Lady of Christmas Tree Decorations.
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HURRY, supplies are limited, LOL!
P.T. Barnum is right again!
Satan, her boss, is an angel also!
No, thanks! Halloween is the time to scare children, not Christmas!
Well,, she DOES act like she has a pine tree up her @ss.
But the angel wings are a bit of a stretch. They clash with her cloven hooves.
3D sculpted in her iconic power suit
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Ole Crusty.
These will be a great buy at the dollar store! Perfect for target pratice.
P.T. Barnum is right again!
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That’s for sure.
I wonder how many sicko Progressives will buy one.
Wrong color.
Aaaand.................
..........where’s the pointed tail?
..........pitchfork?
Seems incomplete to me.
The aluminum Festivus pole would easily fit up her backside.
More like a fallen angel. Evil bitch.
Comes on a pedestal that reads....”Kill the Babies”.
Let me know when they start selling them at Cabela’s.
Hillary, the only Angel who ever received the Margaret Sanger Award from Planned Murderhood.
Much like the real Hillary Clinton, this angel ornament features carefully crafted facade. Also like the real Hillary, the ornament will never be president.
Does it have a coughing fit when you light the tree?
LOL!!!!! Yup a tree stuck up her butt? Its Hillarious!
Wow; a 3-D urinal target!
:-)
A gargoyle would be more attractive at the top of a tree.
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