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How much would you pay for these new classics in the Christmas tree pantheon? $1.99? Okay, $2.99? How about a whopping £80! That’s $107.12 in U.S. currency!

HURRY, supplies are limited, LOL!

P.T. Barnum is right again!

1 posted on 12/10/2017 9:20:14 AM PST by PROCON
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Satan, her boss, is an angel also!


2 posted on 12/10/2017 9:23:26 AM PST by Rodm
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No, thanks! Halloween is the time to scare children, not Christmas!


3 posted on 12/10/2017 9:23:26 AM PST by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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Well,, she DOES act like she has a pine tree up her @ss.

But the angel wings are a bit of a stretch. They clash with her cloven hooves.


4 posted on 12/10/2017 9:24:25 AM PST by digger48
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3D sculpted in her iconic power suit

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Ole Crusty.


5 posted on 12/10/2017 9:25:51 AM PST by Moonman62 (Make America Great Again!)
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A website called womentolookupto.com
Women to look up to? HTH can can you do that when she's always tripping/falling down?
6 posted on 12/10/2017 9:26:28 AM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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These will be a great buy at the dollar store! Perfect for target pratice.


7 posted on 12/10/2017 9:26:47 AM PST by ColdOne ((I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~ Best Election Ever!)
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P.T. Barnum is right again!

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That’s for sure.

I wonder how many sicko Progressives will buy one.


8 posted on 12/10/2017 9:29:28 AM PST by laplata (Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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Wrong color.
Aaaand.................

..........where’s the pointed tail?
..........pitchfork?

Seems incomplete to me.


9 posted on 12/10/2017 9:32:18 AM PST by Flintlock (The ballot box STOLEN, our soapbox taken away--the BULLET BOX is left to us.)
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The aluminum Festivus pole would easily fit up her backside.


10 posted on 12/10/2017 9:32:21 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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More like a fallen angel. Evil bitch.


11 posted on 12/10/2017 9:32:47 AM PST by Maskot (Put every dem/lib in prison...like yesterday.)
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Comes on a pedestal that reads....”Kill the Babies”.


12 posted on 12/10/2017 9:33:20 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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Let me know when they start selling them at Cabela’s.

Hillary, the only Angel who ever received the Margaret Sanger Award from Planned Murderhood.


13 posted on 12/10/2017 9:36:15 AM PST by Kickass Conservative ( THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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Much like the real Hillary Clinton, this angel ornament features carefully crafted facade. Also like the real Hillary, the ornament will never be president.


14 posted on 12/10/2017 9:36:31 AM PST by jz638
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Does it have a coughing fit when you light the tree?


15 posted on 12/10/2017 9:40:05 AM PST by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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LOL!!!!! Yup a tree stuck up her butt? Its Hillarious!


16 posted on 12/10/2017 9:42:23 AM PST by Bringbackthedraft (Damn, the tag line disappeared again? Coursors!)
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Wow; a 3-D urinal target!


18 posted on 12/10/2017 9:46:48 AM PST by azsportsterman
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A gargoyle would be more attractive at the top of a tree.


20 posted on 12/10/2017 9:54:03 AM PST by howlinhound (Live your life so that, when you get up in the morning, Satan says, "Oh Crap!..He's awake" - Unknown)
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Wings? So pigs really can fly!


22 posted on 12/10/2017 10:09:31 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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Just make sure you add additional support structure so she doesn’t do a face plant into your favorite ornament.


23 posted on 12/10/2017 10:16:14 AM PST by A Navy Vet (I'm not Islamophobic - I'm Islamonauseous. Plus LGBTQxyz nauseous.)
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24 posted on 12/10/2017 10:17:51 AM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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