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Schumer Advises Red-State Dems to Hide Views on Guns [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Oct 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/23/2017 12:11:29 PM PDT by John Semmens

enate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-NY) advised Party colleagues facing a tough reelection fight in states carried by Trump last November to mute criticism of gun ownership ahead of the 2018 mid-term balloting. “We all agree that we need more restrictions on gun ownership,” Schumer conceded. “But if too many red-state voters perceive this is our intent we could lose seats in the Senate and House. What I am urging is that we be smart. There is no need to fully reveal what we stand for, especially if it might cost votes. This is a case where an elected Democrat’s silence on the issue will be the best strategy.”

Instead, the Minority Leader suggested that imperiled Democrats “could focus on economic issues. The Trump Administration is pushing a huge tax cut. We can point out that transferring more of the nation’s resources from the public sector into the hands of selfish private individuals endangers the progressive transformation of the United States that former President Obama worked so hard to accomplish. Trump has foolishly boasted that his tax cut will be ‘rocket fuel’ for the economy and will create millions of jobs. This will lure more Americans into the labor force, undoing the leisure gains of the Obama years.”

“Already, the baleful signs of what is to come from the Trump tax cut plan can be seen in surging employment opportunities,” the Senator observed. “Just last month the number of applications for new unemployment benefits fell to a 44-year low. This vital safety net for the work-averse would be torn to shreds by the tax cut ‘rocket fuel’ Trump would unleash on our economy. Standing against such a calamity would, in my opinion, redound to the benefit of every Democrat come November 2018.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2017/10/22/schumer-advises-red-state-dems-to-hide-views-on-guns/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; economy; guns; satire

1 posted on 10/23/2017 12:11:29 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Yup! Mid terms approaching so "act" pro 2nd amendment until after that.🍿🍻👯👍🏼🔫
2 posted on 10/23/2017 12:16:00 PM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: John Semmens

In the words of Nancy Pelosi, “Economists agree that unemployment remains one of the best ways to grow the economy in a very immediate way.”


3 posted on 10/23/2017 12:27:10 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (You couldn't pay me enough to be famous for being stupid!)
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To: Tenacious 1

In the words of Nancy Pelosi

I hear Nancy is having trouble with words


4 posted on 10/23/2017 12:28:34 PM PDT by butlerweave (it's the children are)
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To: butlerweave
I hear Nancy is having trouble with words

She's not doing bad for having had a lobotomy. She did have the lobotomy, right?

5 posted on 10/23/2017 12:40:56 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (You couldn't pay me enough to be famous for being stupid!)
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To: John Semmens

Just like the NY Times told its reporters not to express their views on social media (trying to hide the bias)


6 posted on 10/23/2017 12:53:46 PM PDT by tom paine 2
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To: John Semmens

Hypocrisy? What hypocrisy?? Well at least it’s transparent . . .


7 posted on 10/23/2017 1:55:10 PM PDT by t4texas (If you can't run with the big dogs . . . STAY ON THE PORCH!)
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