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Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date
BBC ^
| 5 September 2017
Posted on 09/07/2017 10:27:03 AM PDT by Sopater
A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help.
The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cantmakethisstuffup
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Sometimes, you just can't make this stuff up.
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:27:03 AM PDT
by
Sopater
To: Sopater
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:28:41 AM PDT
by
lacrew
To: Sopater
There’s a Seinfeld scene in there somewhere.......................
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:28:47 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: Sopater
As crazy as this story is, I understand the logic of woman not wanting to leave that sitting there on a first date!
To: Sopater
> “We had a lovely night on the second date
I like her spirit. Glad she got a second date. :)
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:31:08 AM PDT
by
ArcadeQuarters
("Immigration Reform" is ballot stuffing)
To: Behind the Blue Wall
As crazy as this story is, I understand the logic of woman not wanting to leave that sitting there on a first date!
Me too, but I also think that she would have much preferred that to what eventually did happen.
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:31:45 AM PDT
by
Sopater
(Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own? - Matthew 20:15a)
To: Sopater
And they lived happily ever after...
To: Sopater
I'm confused.
How'd it get stuck between two non-opening double-glazed windows?
How'd she get stuck in a non-opening window?
The reporter must have gone to a US j-school...
To: Sopater
To: Behind the Blue Wall
Aren't you supposed to vacate your bowels
BEFORE going out on the town?
So the first date is going quite well and the woman says " where's the crapper? - I need to take a dump" - freaking English people - weird
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:37:20 AM PDT
by
atc23
(The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:37:54 AM PDT
by
Clutch Martin
(Hot sauce aside, every culture has its pancake, just as every culture has its noodle.)
To: Behind the Blue Wall
As crazy as this story is, I understand the logic of woman not wanting to leave that sitting there on a first date! Oh, yes - much better to throw your bowel movement out your date's window so he can find it in his flower bed the next day - that's lovely. I wonder if he's going to ask her out again?
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:41:21 AM PDT
by
atc23
(The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
To: Sopater
What the hell was she eating if it wouldn’t flush.....
And she was a gymnist, not some sorta rascal using land whale...
I mean I know big things come in small packages, but c’mon this is silly...
She must have lost a few percentage points in that BM alone...
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:43:21 AM PDT
by
GraceG
("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, than it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
To: Sopater
To: atc23
To: Berlin_Freeper
" she screams "your penis is too small" "its too small" for several minutes " Mine went into hiding just listenting to her demonic voice!
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:54:59 AM PDT
by
crazy scenario
(We can't take you anywhere!)
To: GraceG
" she was a gymnist" Gotta learn to stick the landing!
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:58:21 AM PDT
by
crazy scenario
(We can't take you anywhere!)
To: Sopater; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; CopperTop; ...
Hey, Ben. I need a four letter word. Winnie the blank.
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:59:30 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
("We always choose according to our greatest inclination at the moment." R.C. Sproul)
To: atc23
Well at least the provenance of said bowel movement would not be quite so readily identifiable in that case!
To: Sopater
And they say romance is dead.
She tried to use the toilet.
That means she had to go into the toilet and grab it like those Noodlin fisherman.
“Look! I caught a Brown Trout!”
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posted on
09/07/2017 11:04:05 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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