Posted on 02/23/2017 12:55:01 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
Talk about your fake news....
A new website, HillaryBeatTrump.org, claims to tell the news "from the Real America where the majority rules." The site is written as if former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton defeated Donald Trump in the November 2016 presidential election.
The satirical website doesn't hold back on its thoughts, with headlines ranging from "Revelation: God comes out as Hillary supporter," "President Clinton awards Obama the Congressional Medal of Freedom," and "Historians say Clinton's presidency is already in all-time top five."
Other headlines take a not-so-subtle jab at President Trump, like "NYT pans Clinton's "oppressively intelligent press conference" as "too boring and too sane," and "Clinton chooses perfectly reasonable person to be Attorney General."
Conservative pundits don't escape the site's wrath either, with headlines like "As hate crimes decline, Milo Yiannopulos returns to work as Starbucks barista," and "Illegal immigrant defeats Ann Coulter at Jeopardy."
The operators behind the site and its accompanying social media have remained anonymous but their intent is clear: "In the midst of a Constitutional crisis, this is our response. Love live the true president, Hillary Rodham Clinton."
So, it is kinda like Second Life...set in Hell.
As much as I can’t stand SNL anymore, they did have a funny skit that showed this occurring called “The Bubble”. Obviously more accurate than funny though.
(To be honest, after there last 3 episodes, I’ve stopped watching them completely. Beck Bennett is the only funny one they have left.)
padded cell people?
That way everybody is happy,
So in Hillary-world, what new Mid-East nation has she destroyed?
“And, in other news, the first round of conservative dissidents were rounded up by DHS troops and transported to FEMA detention camps, as part of President Clinton’s ‘Clean Up America’ campaign...”
It’d be more than the first round up of deplorables by now. Probably up to 3rd or 4th.
Trump would be in prison for being a Russian spy.
Bill would be Secretary of Human “Services” (Health having been split out into it’s own cabinet post).
Chelsea would be running the Clinton Global Charity Front raking in the billions in ‘charitable donations’.
CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC etc would have spent dozens of hours celebrating America’s wise choice to elect the country’s first woman president.
Hillary would be planning her first public appearance since the inauguration party/drunk.
etc.
Is the Clinton Foundation a government agency ?LOL
This is like those people who will never accept the Mountbatten/Windsors as legitimate UK royals.
Actually, some of the “articles” there are pretty funny...
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Anthony Weiner switches to rotary phone
NEW YORK — Former congressman and famed iPhone user Anthony Weiner has switched to a rotary phone.
“I just felt it was time,” he told reporters.
The news was met with cheers, elation, and champagne by Democrats across the country, who have long urged the disgraced former politician to “cut off all contact with the rest of the world” and “live under a rock,” according to Democratic media strategist David Brock.
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Did I miss a constitutional crisis somewhere?
Reality is not one of their strong suits.
Liberals are good at denying reality. They can enjoy that world as they enjoy the world of “trans” and “global climate change” and Obamacare being good and Hillary being honest and illegals being good for society.
Okkkkaaaayyy. So these already mentally unstable people have now been invited to lose touch with external reality? Is that wise?
This is pure genius. Create a fake Clinton presidency and steal the rest of the rubes money, all while having them love it.
I love it- they get to come back to reality and get depressed all over again- over and over and over again- it’s liek a gift that keeps on giving
I know girls who used to write fantasy stories about the Beatles where they were the significant other. The girls were teen agents. That says it all
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