“And, in other news, the first round of conservative dissidents were rounded up by DHS troops and transported to FEMA detention camps, as part of President Clinton’s ‘Clean Up America’ campaign...”
It’d be more than the first round up of deplorables by now. Probably up to 3rd or 4th.
Trump would be in prison for being a Russian spy.
Bill would be Secretary of Human “Services” (Health having been split out into it’s own cabinet post).
Chelsea would be running the Clinton Global Charity Front raking in the billions in ‘charitable donations’.
CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC etc would have spent dozens of hours celebrating America’s wise choice to elect the country’s first woman president.
Hillary would be planning her first public appearance since the inauguration party/drunk.
etc.