DUmmie FUnnies 12-08-16 (Womyn DUmmies Still Mourning Hillary Loss)

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DUmmie FUnnies 12-08-16 (Womyn DUmmies Still Mourning Hillary Loss)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 8, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/08/2016 6:21:03 AM PST by PJ-Comix

I used to go to a really good sushi buffet in the Westwood section of Los Angeles. Nearby was the "Womyn's Bookstore." I can't tell you how much of a kick I got out of seeing that place since I found their artificial attempt to avoid the name "men" in their name quite amusing. Once in a while I would see a very angry woman, I mean womyn, enter the establishment but mostly the place was empty. I doubt it is still there but that whole "womyn" shtick still amuses me to the extent I am using it in the title of this DUFU edition. Also amusing is how "womyn" DUmmies are still mourning the loss of Hillary because she is/was/mightbe a female. The result is this DUmmie thread titled, No You Cant : Why Im Still Crying Over Hillary Clintons Loss. It starts out quoting a "womyn" comedy writer named Eirene Donohue. Nothing really comedic about her extreme grief except that it is so extreme as to be inadvertently HILARIOUS. So let us now watch the DUmmies grieve to the max over the loss of poor Hillary in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking this might be the funniest thing Ms Donohue has ever written, is in the [brackets]:

No You Cant : Why Im Still Crying Over Hillary Clintons Loss.

[Yes We Can: Whey We Are Still Laughing Over Hillary Clintons Loss.]

Eirene Donohue

[Check her IMDB profile. Worked on something unknown years ago and is still working on something like "I Was A Teenage Vampire."]

I am her. The words flashed through my head. And suddenly, there on the 101 freeway, I was down the hole again. Tears streaming, sobs choking, heart breaking. The realization hitting me. I am Her.

[You are Her? Did your butt suddenly break thru your pantsuits?]

And here was the root of my pain. This wasn’t just about the disappointment that my candidate lost. Or the fear of what Trump will do to this country. It felt like my very soul hurt and I realized that it was because of what this election said to me as a woman. It said no.

[No. You are now officially worthless all because Hillary lost.]

No, woman, stay in your place. No, woman, you are not good enough. No, woman, no matter what you do, you will not win, you will not be the boss of me.

[A tragedy if you are a womyn "comedy" writer in L.A.. For a woman harvesting rice with mud up to her knees in Bangladesh...she has bigger problems to deal with.]

It crushed a part of my female core to realize that yes, the world at large really does hate women that much. And while there are other reasons to dislike Hilary Clinton and disagree with her policies, misogyny and sexism are the gas that fuels the fire they burned her with.

[Hillary as Joan of Arc being burned at the stake? Naw! That scenario doesn't work for me.]

We are supposed to stay quiet and not ask for much. Stay in our place and say please and thank you and don’t challenge anyone. We must be perfect, ten times more perfect than the man beside us. And then we must wait for them to give us permission to follow their orders.

[Advice to guys. Avoid this womyn like the plague or you risk the loss of your bolitos. Now on to the the Drama Queen DUmmies mourning the Hillary loss...]

Tears are flowing... No Words

[I got a word... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Until we stop being 10's or unless we're flat chested and thus automatically excluded because it's very hard to be flat chested and be a 10.

[Would you like a coupon for falsies?]

I feel let down Especially by the women who voted for that creep. It hurt me physically in a way, i'm tired, sore, have had three infections in the past month... I almost give up.

[And don't forget about that ingrown toenail you suffered all because Hillary lost.]

It's been hard. I've finally made it to the acceptance stage of grief, but I too have gotten sick, run a fever, and felt terribly depressed.

[Good news. You are now only one step away from the despair stage of grief.]

I'm still locked in anger, and lashing out at former family... former friends.. I have resorted to misogynistic insults, ageist insults, racist insults, and all manner of banter that before November 8th would have and did appall me.

[I bet you were a barrel of fun at the Thanksgiving table.]

I have called women who support trump a "4" and/or a "hag" and have told them they voted for him, they no longer have a voice because they are just women.

[So you are now treating women the same way that Eirene the mostly wannabee comedy writer is accusing Trump supporters of doing.]

I have told elders that supported him, whose profiles say they are retired that they should just off and die because they are beyond their years of being productive citizens in tRump's 'merika. That I hope theirs is the first medicare and social security to get cut out.

[Somebody needs to check if this DUmmie works in a hospital.]

I have used the most base and despicable insults against the wives, or children of men on social media who supported trump

[Keep going. The District Attorney is copying your own testimony to use against you for your impending internet child bullying trial.]

I have told school teachers who supported him that I hope they lose their jobs or at the very least have their income severely slashed.

[I guess you missed your rabies shot.]

I am disgusted with my behavior on social media, but f*ck it, logic doesn't seem to sink in with these dipshits who have voted against their own interests, maybe some of the disgusting medicine that they supported being used against them and the ones they love will finally get through to them.

[Posted DUmmie Amimnoch from the Rubber Room. I repeat for the authorities, DUmmie Amimnoch.]

I flipped off and swore at a Bernie or Buster on the street. He was a complete stranger, but I overheard a phone conversation. Perhaps a break from social media would help?

[Perhaps but you obviously are experiencing a break from reality.]

Do not, at all costs, accept what has happened. Just have to live with it. If we get overwrought and have health problems from it all, then they have really won.

[Your hilarious Drama Queen angst means we have really won.]

I am having a hard time getting beyond denial... this is a crushing blow that not many men can understand

[Many men understood that crushing blow that Madonna offered for Hillary votes which is one reason why she lost.]

The f*cking church and the Xian religion at its base is misogynitic, racist and bigoted. A patriarchal code set down by men for men, asserting that some supernatural being decided that's the way it is. Women are second-class cutizens. Property of men, in fact. Nope, religion is the problem. Your relatives would have had a better chance of voting for Hillary had they stayed away from church.

[Let me make a wild guess here and assume you are not a member of the Pastor Charles flock.]

The meaning of Jesus Christ? A fairly loathsome personage, at least as how he's depicted in the Buy Bull.

[Is that you, Jennifer Palmieri?]

I still cry. A couple times a week.

[And after being featured in this DUFU edition, DUmmie trueblue2007, make that a couple of times a day.]

I haven't really cried a couple of tears when I saw Kate McKinnon sing Hallelujah.

[I cried a couple of tears of laughter when Kate sang these lyrics: "I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you."]

I'm still grieving too and I will NEVER allow myself to call this situation normal. I wake up every morning with a pit in my stomach and an ache in my heart and head. But I'd rather live with that than to get to acceptance. I will always RESIST.