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To: 20yearsofinternet
Now, if you care to, give me some advice on fatherhood! Congratulations to you and your wife.
My best advice...stay flexible. If it is a girl, she will wrap you around her fingers. If it is a boy, he will wrap your wife around his fingers.
Either way, you will soon have someone to take out the trash...after they roll their eyes and give a huge sigh.
22 posted on
04/12/2016 10:14:00 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: 20yearsofinternet
23 posted on
04/12/2016 10:15:05 AM PDT by
fastrock
(It is never right to do wrong, even if sanctioned by law. - Abe Lincoln)
To: 20yearsofinternet
24 posted on
04/12/2016 10:16:26 AM PDT by
combat_boots
(The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
To: 20yearsofinternet
Congrats!! They grow up so fast, so make sure don’t miss a thing.
26 posted on
04/12/2016 10:16:43 AM PDT by
stratboy
To: 20yearsofinternet
Congrats! Be prepared for a roller coaster ride of joy, fear, panic, relief, and wonder.
27 posted on
04/12/2016 10:17:03 AM PDT by
Outlaw76
(Conservative, Showman, Rino. Make your choice wisely.)
To: 20yearsofinternet
28 posted on
04/12/2016 10:17:12 AM PDT by
Trillian
To: 20yearsofinternet
By the way .... he comes with no instruction manual
The best reference book is the Bible
No ... REALLY !
29 posted on
04/12/2016 10:17:13 AM PDT by
knarf
To: 20yearsofinternet
If it a daughter, name her Megyn Kelly.
Sure to piss-off the wife, dude!
30 posted on
04/12/2016 10:17:28 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym defines the science.)
To: 20yearsofinternet
Congratulations.
My only child is 47 years old.
It still seems like he was born one minute and off to college the next.
My old man advice, Spend time with your kids while you have them.
31 posted on
04/12/2016 10:17:47 AM PDT by
blam
(Jeff Sessions For President)
To: 20yearsofinternet
If you want them to have time for you when they are older, spend as much time bonding with them as you can pre-teen.
Be prepared for raging hormones (especially for girls) when they hit puberty.
33 posted on
04/12/2016 10:21:36 AM PDT by
PapaBear3625
(Big government is attractive to those who think that THEY will be in control of it.)
To: 20yearsofinternet
Can I name him/her? Nothing *too* unconventional, I promise.
Really, I promise. Really.
To: 20yearsofinternet
Congratulations!
Teach your sweet baby all about God’s Love and plan for him /her, and then trust God to produce a gorgeous, priceless , offspring.......
35 posted on
04/12/2016 10:23:18 AM PDT by
pollywog
( " O thou who changest not....ABIDE with me")
To: All
Thanks everyone!
And I agree with you all that time is crucial. I’m currently working out of my home office and plan to do so for as long as I am able, Lord willing! (Yay for modern IT jobs!)
I’ve already started looking for an even higher-level position in my field. I’m hoping I can find something that I can still do from home, because I want to be around as much as possible, but I’d also love for my wife to be able quit her job if she wants to. She says she won’t want to, since she works from home as well and she thinks she’ll get bored without a job once things settle down. But I’d like to be provider-y enough so that she could be a full-time mom if that’s what will make her happy. :)
36 posted on
04/12/2016 10:23:22 AM PDT by
20yearsofinternet
(Border: Close it. Illegals: Deport. Muslims: Ban 'em. Economy: Liberate it. PC: Kill it. Trump 2016)
To: 20yearsofinternet
Congratulations! Don’t waste a moment, if you blink they will be grown up. It doesn’t seem that way now but they grow far too fast!
37 posted on
04/12/2016 10:25:54 AM PDT by
Tammy8
To: 20yearsofinternet
Congratulations! God bless you and your new family!
38 posted on
04/12/2016 10:27:26 AM PDT by
nclaurel
To: 20yearsofinternet
Congratulations, and may God bless all three of you.
39 posted on
04/12/2016 10:27:55 AM PDT by
Fantasywriter
(Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
To: 20yearsofinternet
Congratulations to you both.
To: 20yearsofinternet
Mazel Tov!
(The best part comes when you become a grandpa!)
ML/NJ
41 posted on
04/12/2016 10:28:16 AM PDT by
ml/nj
To: 20yearsofinternet
Well, you spent a little time trying.....
42 posted on
04/12/2016 10:29:35 AM PDT by
ken5050
(Trump: "I'm no conservative, but I sure can play one on TV")
To: 20yearsofinternet
Congratulations!!
I don’t like giving advice but this time I will:
Love your baby’s mother.
:-)
43 posted on
04/12/2016 10:29:43 AM PDT by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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