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VANITY: Gonna burst... can't contain it anymore... must tell someone, ANYONE!
FreeRepublic | 4/12/2016 | Self

Posted on 04/12/2016 10:02:02 AM PDT by 20yearsofinternet

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To: 20yearsofinternet

Congrats boss -

If I was you I would go on a vacation with the wife.. because once you start with the kiddo’s you won’t be going on solo vacations for a while..

I look forward to your 1st diaper change post :D

Good luck out there.


21 posted on 04/12/2016 10:13:44 AM PDT by acw011 (Great Goooogly Mooogly!)
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To: 20yearsofinternet
Now, if you care to, give me some advice on fatherhood!

Congratulations to you and your wife.

My best advice...stay flexible. If it is a girl, she will wrap you around her fingers. If it is a boy, he will wrap your wife around his fingers.

Either way, you will soon have someone to take out the trash...after they roll their eyes and give a huge sigh.

22 posted on 04/12/2016 10:14:00 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: 20yearsofinternet

Congrats


23 posted on 04/12/2016 10:15:05 AM PDT by fastrock (It is never right to do wrong, even if sanctioned by law. - Abe Lincoln)
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To: 20yearsofinternet

Cool!


24 posted on 04/12/2016 10:16:26 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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To: 20yearsofinternet; esoteric
Congratulations! Give your baby and family the gift of time.
Be there, undistracted and soaking in every glorious minute.

Esoteric gave you some pretty great advice above, worth repeating! And congratulations, there is no better or more important role in life than that of being a parent!

25 posted on 04/12/2016 10:16:39 AM PDT by GizzyGirl
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To: 20yearsofinternet

Congrats!! They grow up so fast, so make sure don’t miss a thing.


26 posted on 04/12/2016 10:16:43 AM PDT by stratboy
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To: 20yearsofinternet

Congrats! Be prepared for a roller coaster ride of joy, fear, panic, relief, and wonder.


27 posted on 04/12/2016 10:17:03 AM PDT by Outlaw76 (Conservative, Showman, Rino. Make your choice wisely.)
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To: 20yearsofinternet

Congratulations!


28 posted on 04/12/2016 10:17:12 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: 20yearsofinternet
By the way .... he comes with no instruction manual

The best reference book is the Bible

No ... REALLY !

29 posted on 04/12/2016 10:17:13 AM PDT by knarf
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To: 20yearsofinternet

If it a daughter, name her Megyn Kelly.
Sure to piss-off the wife, dude!


30 posted on 04/12/2016 10:17:28 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym defines the science.)
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To: 20yearsofinternet
Congratulations.

My only child is 47 years old.

It still seems like he was born one minute and off to college the next.

My old man advice, Spend time with your kids while you have them.

31 posted on 04/12/2016 10:17:47 AM PDT by blam (Jeff Sessions For President)
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To: No Socialist

Congratulations!!!

Some words of wisdom to help (free advice that comes with a money back guarantee)

- take a couple weeks off when the baby is born. Stay home, do as much as you can to keep the wife from having to do anything. If she says she is bored, you are doing it just right.

- get a diaper genie (you can find them at walmart)

- read Love and Logic (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_0_14?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=love+and+logic&sprefix=love+and+logic%2Caps%2C250)

- take lots of pictures

- involve the in-laws, cousins, aunts, uncles and grand parents as much as possible (Skype is your friend for long distance relatives)

- start a book of firsts (first pregnancy announcement, first ultrasound, first steps, etc)

- enjoy enjoy enjoy


32 posted on 04/12/2016 10:20:26 AM PDT by taxcontrol ( The GOPe treats the conservative base like slaves by taking their votes and refuses to pay)
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To: 20yearsofinternet

If you want them to have time for you when they are older, spend as much time bonding with them as you can pre-teen.

Be prepared for raging hormones (especially for girls) when they hit puberty.


33 posted on 04/12/2016 10:21:36 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (Big government is attractive to those who think that THEY will be in control of it.)
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To: 20yearsofinternet
Can I name him/her? Nothing *too* unconventional, I promise.

Really, I promise. Really.

34 posted on 04/12/2016 10:21:49 AM PDT by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Don't Tread On Me)
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To: 20yearsofinternet

Congratulations!
Teach your sweet baby all about God’s Love and plan for him /her, and then trust God to produce a gorgeous, priceless , offspring.......


35 posted on 04/12/2016 10:23:18 AM PDT by pollywog ( " O thou who changest not....ABIDE with me")
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To: All

Thanks everyone!

And I agree with you all that time is crucial. I’m currently working out of my home office and plan to do so for as long as I am able, Lord willing! (Yay for modern IT jobs!)

I’ve already started looking for an even higher-level position in my field. I’m hoping I can find something that I can still do from home, because I want to be around as much as possible, but I’d also love for my wife to be able quit her job if she wants to. She says she won’t want to, since she works from home as well and she thinks she’ll get bored without a job once things settle down. But I’d like to be provider-y enough so that she could be a full-time mom if that’s what will make her happy. :)


36 posted on 04/12/2016 10:23:22 AM PDT by 20yearsofinternet (Border: Close it. Illegals: Deport. Muslims: Ban 'em. Economy: Liberate it. PC: Kill it. Trump 2016)
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To: 20yearsofinternet

Congratulations! Don’t waste a moment, if you blink they will be grown up. It doesn’t seem that way now but they grow far too fast!


37 posted on 04/12/2016 10:25:54 AM PDT by Tammy8
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To: 20yearsofinternet

Congratulations! God bless you and your new family!


38 posted on 04/12/2016 10:27:26 AM PDT by nclaurel
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To: 20yearsofinternet

Congratulations, and may God bless all three of you.


39 posted on 04/12/2016 10:27:55 AM PDT by Fantasywriter (Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
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To: 20yearsofinternet

Congratulations to you both.


40 posted on 04/12/2016 10:28:11 AM PDT by DoodleDawg
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