Posted on 04/01/2016 12:03:32 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Took a break from this stuff for a while and during that time I got an idea to try something new. Hope you guys like it.
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While at a campaign stop a bald eagle confuses Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's hair for a nest and proceeded to make a home on his head.
Initially viewed as a threat offers by members of the audience to shoot the bird clean off his head were rejected by Trump, who ultimately welcomed the bird to make his home on what he deemed to be prime real estate.
"I've been so focused on the campaign over the last 8 months that I haven't been keeping up with the nest market, but nobody's hair makes a better, more valuable nest than mine, that much I can tell you." said Trump. "I have a feeling about this eagle, he has such impeccable taste I bet we'll see some golden eggs laid in this palace. I mean, why not? Everything I touch turns to gold, am I right? Of course I'm right." he added while gesturing to his head.
After the event the eagle attacked and mauled a Trump campaign staffer. In a statement following the incident campaign manager Corey Lewandowski assured supporters that the injured staffer was summarily terminated for being a mole for the Clinton campaign.
"It's the only possible explanation for why the eagle would attack that commie SOB," explained Lewandowski. He added "I mean, this is a wild animal, so it would feel right at home with this campaign and it's supporters, it's only logical that it would sense weakness among the ranks and respond accordingly."
The Kasich campaign has reached out to the as-yet unidentified staffer with an offer to join. "Look, if he's just a weakling in the wrong place at the wrong time then this person would be the perfect addition to a campaign that knows what it's like to overstay a welcome," said Governor Kasich. "I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, but if he really is a mole for Hillary Clinton that might be troublesome since we certainly don't want her to steal our ideas...again."
Does that mean dung beetles nest on Hillary?
Funny? No. Stupid and juvenile? Yes.
Actually, I think that’s a good omen.
That must be where he is getting all that bird crap that he is spitting out.
If they can make room for the vultures.
Very good. Some folks gots no sense of humor.
So the American Eagle nests in Trumps hair (yes this is my home)
And it craps in Cruz hair ( damn Canadian)
The American Eagle knows, he knows, he always knows....;)
No, the problem is that some of us actually do have a sense of humor.
As has been written before, Cruz combs his hair with a pork chop.
When asked why Eagle endorsed Trump, he squawked that only Trump knows how to build tall buildings suitable for nests and only Trump can help resettle eagles along the southern border and in America's great cities. Donald Trump had pledged to build nesting towers on all his hotels that will "make American eagles great again".
Very nice!
And, the symbol of geeks, knows where to "rest"....until gobbled up....
I thought it was pretty funny.
Birds of a feather. I heard a gerbil nested in Ted Cruz’s pocket too.
In other news, cat mistakes Hillary for a litter box and takes a bodacious Obama on her.
Funny? No. Stupid and juvenile? Yes.
I like it!!!
Bodacious Obama...LOL!
I even got it to style the same way as part of my Halloween “LOOK”....suit, tie, face-mask and all!
I’m surprised 2nd Div Vet didn’t post this as fact.
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