To: bananaman22
Silly stuff.
Everyone knows that Santa’s sleigh is fusion-powered.
To: bananaman22
None, Santa can use al-Gore’s G650ER.
To: bananaman22
At least two or three whales are needed.
5 posted on
12/17/2015 7:50:40 AM PST by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: bananaman22
Everyone knows it’s powered by Christmas spirit.
6 posted on
12/17/2015 7:50:47 AM PST by
Roses0508
To: bananaman22
7 posted on
12/17/2015 7:51:46 AM PST by
discostu
(Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start)
To: bananaman22
8 posted on
12/17/2015 7:59:38 AM PST by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: bananaman22
Warp-drive technology via Dilithium crystalline structure.
“I’m givin’ her all she’s got Cap’n!”
9 posted on
12/17/2015 8:07:41 AM PST by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym defines the science.)
To: bananaman22
A whole lot less than it takes to fly Obama, the family and his possee to Hawaii and back for their annual anti-Christmas extravaganza.
Obama: "Guns for me, but not for thee. Merry Christmas, Serfs!"
10 posted on
12/17/2015 8:08:04 AM PST by
Perseverando
(For Progressives, Islamonazis & other Totalitarians: It's all about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
To: bananaman22
Its a TARDIS. Who knows what powers that thing.
12 posted on
12/17/2015 8:12:53 AM PST by
Bryanw92
(Sic semper tyrannis)
To: bananaman22
TL;DR - 45 million gallons of jet fuel.
Bonus: a 757 burns 5 gallons per mile.
14 posted on
12/17/2015 8:17:16 AM PST by
ctdonath2
(History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the week or the timid. - Ike)
To: bananaman22
I once read a spoof of Santa’s sleigh, arguing that due to the need to visit every “good” kid’s house in a 12-hour night, he would have to travel so fast that the reindeer would burst into flames due to atmospheric velocity the moment they accelerated.
17 posted on
12/17/2015 8:47:29 AM PST by
LS
("Castles Made of Sand, Fall in the Sea . . . Eventually" (Hendrix))
To: bananaman22
I don’t know about the fuel consumption, but I’ll bet Santa’s sleigh would not pass California’s stringent environmental regulations.
18 posted on
12/17/2015 9:16:22 AM PST by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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