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1 posted on 11/25/2015 12:38:23 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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Just give them Tofu Turkey and grass from the lawn.


2 posted on 11/25/2015 12:40:02 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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Give them enough wine that they go to sleep. Drive them home afterwards so they don’t get into trouble


3 posted on 11/25/2015 12:40:22 PM PST by BigEdLB
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Make them clean out the guck from the turkey butt ... They’ll probably faint ~


6 posted on 11/25/2015 12:51:29 PM PST by IwaCornDogs ("There Will Be Bamboozeling" ~ Nobama 08')
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Add turkey deductibles. Everbody will be forced to contribute their own turkey. The turkey that comes from your oven only get distributed after the turkey deductibles are eaten and someone is still hungry. Keep raising the deductible every athanksgiving until you don’t have to cook.


7 posted on 11/25/2015 12:55:25 PM PST by Vince Ferrer
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...passive aggressive approach...

Psychobabble.

8 posted on 11/25/2015 12:57:45 PM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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I think I’ll just take a Moochele-style vacation instead of hosting libs for a holiday they view as evil anyway.


9 posted on 11/25/2015 1:11:59 PM PST by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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Fortunately we will be eating Thanksgiving dinner with our conservative bitter clinger family where at least two people will be CC at the dinner table. :-)


10 posted on 11/25/2015 1:13:41 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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Hell no.. simply tell them to STFU about their politics or they’ll be removed from the room.


11 posted on 11/25/2015 1:22:31 PM PST by ScottinVA (If you're not enraged...why?)
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Just don't invite them.

Send regrets explaining you found someone who needed a free meal more than they did. Extra credit: send selfie of you and homeless man sitting at their place at the table

12 posted on 11/25/2015 1:29:16 PM PST by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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Best way to shut them up is take the position they disagree with you on and turn it around to apply it to their position....

Since their argument against conservative positions are normally absurd, it makes them look stupid or ignorant...


13 posted on 11/25/2015 1:31:28 PM PST by Popman (Christ alone: My Cornerstone...)
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Remember well the Thanksgiving dinner my brother's plebe year at The Citadel.

Dad asked, "You haven't been speaking as much as usual since you got home home. Is there anything wrong?"

Brother replied, "No. Just afraid I might f*** up and say something wrong."

14 posted on 11/25/2015 1:34:47 PM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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Luckily political discussions never come up at my family Thanksgiving or Christmas dinners.


15 posted on 11/25/2015 1:38:25 PM PST by rdl6989
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Assign them to the children’s table. It’s there for a reason.


16 posted on 11/25/2015 1:44:21 PM PST by Conservative4Ever (ENOUGH!! Man the pitch forks and torches...let the revolution begin!!!)
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We are going to some friends' house tomorrow and everyone there votes Democrat. I will be the lone conservative (and not the way NPR defines me, by the way).

Thankfully, politics almost never comes up with these people. They know what I am and it's my impression they make a point of not saying things they know I am violently opposed to.

And I appreciate that. If they want to engage I will. But Turkey Day is not the time to do it.

19 posted on 11/25/2015 2:12:20 PM PST by Lizavetta
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Tell them to stay home.


20 posted on 11/25/2015 2:20:53 PM PST by mulligan (I)
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LOL! “Impose a fee on anyone who doesn’t want to eat some.”


22 posted on 11/25/2015 2:32:48 PM PST by cld51860 (Volo pro veritas)
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Well done. :)


24 posted on 11/25/2015 2:49:50 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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According to loser libs, Thanksgiving is an evil Holiday. Don’t invite them.


25 posted on 11/25/2015 2:56:00 PM PST by US_MilitaryRules (The last suit you wear has no pockets!)
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Impose a $5 fine for whining
26 posted on 11/25/2015 3:09:26 PM PST by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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Don’t invite them. I don’t talk to libs...including FAMILY.


27 posted on 11/25/2015 3:41:02 PM PST by ThePatriotsFlag ( Anything FREELY-GIVEN by the government was TAKEN from someone else)
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