Posted on 10/03/2015 2:27:03 PM PDT by PROCON
There exists in this world a condiment below all others. It has all of the flavor of sawdust and the sublime texture of soap scum. Until recently, I was unaware that The Federalist, lovers of freedom, etc., was complicit in its spread. I rise today to defend America—nay, the world—against such scurrilous anti-food propaganda.
As all Americans, especially Texans, know, mayonnaise is a tool of oppression used by communists and bland-food lovers everywhere. It is a form of mind control designed to cow you into a sense of complacency about life. Food has flavor, and mayo covers that flavor up. It destroys your ability to taste.
What do you do to a food if it is too intense, and you’re not Texan? You add mayonnaise. In much the same way that salt is used to flavor food, mayonnaise is used to bland it. It is flavor’s anti-particle: it annihilates on contact.
Hello, People: The French Invented Mayonnaise
(Excerpt) Read more at thefederalist.com ...
She also taught me how to make gravy the right way & "drop biscuits" too. Goes great with some bacon.
YUM!
Can’t make chocolate mayonnaise cake without Blue Plate.
Not a problem. It may take a bit of time but I will get it, the best mayo I ever tasted.
OK. I know a lot of people don’t get on well with their ex’s.
LOL........ AND it was invented by the French!
Apologies to our FRench FReepers...Mon Dieu!
My Greek potato salad has no mayo in it- it is all potatoes, lemon or lime juice, olive oil, salt, pepper and oregano. That’s it, and it is incredibly delicious...
They will get my mayonnaise and my ketchup (which has potassium) when they pry my cold dead fingers off each!
God bless you and yours!
Mmmmmm! You're taking me back a few years. Beef on weck with horseradish, real buffalo wings. Bocce's pizza on Sunday, amazing Italian sausage.
I just ate dinner and I'm getting hungry. ;-)
Miracle Whip is the best thing to put on a burger- accompanied by a little Worchestershire sauce.
Almost????!!!!
It wasn’t the mayo it was the pasta... pasta will grow more bacteria in a warm environment than most anything else even without any mayo in it. People tend to think it is safe because it’s just wheat but it is deadly.
Mayo on roast beef is good so long as there is a lot of horseradish in the mayo.
Murder committed on federal property (or in D.C.) has always been a federal crime and punishable by the feds.
Peter Pan Peanut butter was great ‘til they went back to plastic jars.
“Murder committed on federal property (or in D.C.) has always been a federal crime and punishable by the feds. “
Excellent, lets make sure they keep it there... on federal property (or in D.C.).
Same goes for their definition of mayonnaise, their regulations on CFL bulbs, their regulations on amount of water in toilet bowls, etc. etc., they can enforce it on federal property (or in D.C.) - ONLY!
Beware of what you ask for you might get a visit!
We are good friends, most of the time.
I would be very interested in the recipe too.
:-O , :-O , :-O , ...
“One way people could probably avoid it is to make their own out of fresh ingredients and store it properly.”
What I tell my kids is that it’s ok to eat food like that, as long as there is a chain of liability - in other words, if a place like McDonalds has mayo, I don’t get too worried, because I know they understand both the regulations and the risks involved with not following those regs. But with a church outing...I’m much more selective - even people meaning well can make mistakes.
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