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Hillary files for divorce. "Bill was cheating on me." A last-gasp play for sympathy? (Satire)
one man's opinion...

Posted on 09/03/2015 9:31:11 AM PDT by ken5050

Amidst an ever-growing scandal about her private email system, and multiple national security violations, Hillary Clinton today Tweeted that she had finally had enough of Bill's philandering ways and had filed for divorce.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: funny; haha
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To: cherry

So you’re the energizer fox!


21 posted on 09/03/2015 9:47:05 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: erkelly

Actually, I think it is just BS.


22 posted on 09/03/2015 9:48:09 AM PDT by arthurus (It's true.)
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To: ken5050

Separate herself from the Clinton fund so Bill can sneak it off shore.


23 posted on 09/03/2015 9:49:57 AM PDT by jetson
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To: ken5050
For her entire marriage, Hillary has been cheated on by a pervy molester with an unbridled libido.

11 year old Hillary dreamed of her Prince Charming....and then she met Bill.

Did she not "get" the symbolism of Bill's pig hat?

All is not lost....at least she has Lanny Davis to dry the tears (/sob).

24 posted on 09/03/2015 9:50:52 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

Please. Don’t use the word “naked” when discussing the career-criminal-fat slob liar, hillary. Eeeeuuuwwwe!!!


25 posted on 09/03/2015 9:53:02 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: hal ogen

OK-—will try to remember.


26 posted on 09/03/2015 9:53:45 AM PDT by Liz
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To: ken5050

Is this satire? LOL!


27 posted on 09/03/2015 9:53:58 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: ken5050

IBTZ /satire


28 posted on 09/03/2015 9:57:37 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Falcon 105)
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To: ken5050

This wasn’t on Drudge...must be satire.

Hey douche bag...next time label this type of stupidity as Satire.

If you’re trying to be funny, you’ve failed. LAME!


29 posted on 09/03/2015 9:59:07 AM PDT by Artcore
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To: Bartholomew Roberts

Topic: above is humor.


30 posted on 09/03/2015 10:01:10 AM PDT by Red_Devil 232 ((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
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To: cherry

what has happened to American men


My sister and I (male) talked about this same subject last night. Why the American male has become so pussified.

She blames it on the women movement in America running down males for so long. Watch commercials on TV making white males look like dopes. Degrading white males over and over for decades.

She may be right and who am I to argue with her, she scares me.....bwhahahahahahah....


31 posted on 09/03/2015 10:02:30 AM PDT by eartick (Been to the line in the sand and liked it)
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To: ken5050

Be careful, very careful I see the FR Police are already coming up with their indignation. And, remember the FR Police are infallible.


32 posted on 09/03/2015 10:02:54 AM PDT by JayAr36 (Old enough to remember when America was a moral and free country.)
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To: Bartholomew Roberts

It’s a waste of reader’s time if it isn’t noted UP FRONT to be satire.


33 posted on 09/03/2015 10:03:08 AM PDT by ElainaVer
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To: cherry

LOL! Maybe it’s something some ladies AREN’t doing that’s the problem. :O


34 posted on 09/03/2015 10:03:52 AM PDT by rktman (Served in the Navy to protect the rights of those that want to deprive me of mine. Kinda weird.)
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To: ken5050
I heard this somewhere before.


35 posted on 09/03/2015 10:04:41 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: ken5050

Very good, ken5050.

Doubly so, as you once were their neighbors in Chappaqua.


36 posted on 09/03/2015 10:06:28 AM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: ken5050

Satire, yes, but IMHO if she thought it would win the Presidency for her, and fulfill the narcissistic dream that has ruled her life, she would do this in a nanosecond.


37 posted on 09/03/2015 10:06:51 AM PDT by pieceofthepuzzle
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To: ken5050

If this were true and the Hidabeast won the presidency ow it ha sympathy vote, you can be sure they would reconcile before the inauguration so that those two crooks could occupy the White House once again. They are made for each other.


38 posted on 09/03/2015 10:07:27 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: pieceofthepuzzle
Satire, yes, but IMHO if she thought it would win the Presidency for her, and fulfill the narcissistic dream that has ruled her life, she would do this in a nanosecond

Aaaahhhhh...but once spouses divorce...they can now testify against each other.
Whoa nelly...discovery.
For them, it might be best for the 'till death do us part" clause situation is present.

39 posted on 09/03/2015 10:12:55 AM PDT by Stand Watch Listen (When the going gets tough--the Low Information President Obie from Nairobi goes golfing/fundraising)
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To: Stand Watch Listen

Very, very, very astute observation. I missed this entirely.


40 posted on 09/03/2015 10:51:18 AM PDT by pieceofthepuzzle
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