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Did The Wig Hats Do Her In, Or Did the Florist Run Off With Them?
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-25-2015 | MOTUS

Posted on 03/25/2015 7:34:02 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Okay, I’m going to make this as quick and painless as I can.

Yes it’s true, Lady M axed the Big White florist. No, not because she was white, although she was. It was because she and Lady M just grew apart. When Lady M hired Laura Dowling in ‘09 everything was fine as her tastes still ran towards the “classics.”

mo london 09

Which was fine because florist Laura Dowling was also known for her classic floral arrangements.

Butt then, as happens with so many relationships, one partner evolved and the other didn’t. In this case Lady M’s tastes grew more sophisticated over the years and began to veer towards the avant-garde.

first-lady-fashion-se-tava-1Because nothing says avant-garde like a tight, short, dual-print pleather shirtwaist, with kitten heels. 

So the breakup was inevitable: Lady M’s new modern and clean aesthetic:

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just no longer meshed well with Laura’s  “fussy style”

Screenshot Studio capture #2528

You can see now, can’t you, why Laura’s definite French style clashed with the new MO aesthetic? Gone too, was the tired old classic dining room, with all those paintings by old dead white guys on the walls.

dining room

In was the modern design, muted color family room where the only color was provided by the modern art of Rauschenberg,

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butt more importantly, a very “important painting by the African American artist Alma Thomas, “Resurrection.”ressurection-1966

If you’ve ever painted, you might recognize the painting as derivative of clean, unfussy style of a color wheel blending exercise:

color wheel exercise

Butt I digress: You can clearly see why Ms. Dowling and her fussy, white privilege floral arrangements had to go - Screenshot Studio capture #2529

Now that Lady M has come into her own style and demands something more modern - and if I may say so, more tasty tasteful:

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All of which is a long way around to explaining this rather unfortunate, uh, incident, when leaving Cambodia:

buddhas-revenge“Buddha's Revenge” from the Earl of Taint h/t Gerard, who never misses nuthin’

Oh, and one last thing: this newfound aesthetic of MO’s does not stop at floral arrangements, room design and fashion. Her new-found love of all things modern and “unfussy” apparently applies to her own personal look too. Did you seen our new ‘do on Jeopardy last night?

obamamichellejeopardyH/T Clarice, who wonders if the wig hats did her in, or if the florist ran off with them.

That’s all I’ve got.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: florist; lauradowling; obama; whiteprivilege
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1 posted on 03/25/2015 7:34:03 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Well done.


2 posted on 03/25/2015 7:37:06 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: NOBO2012

She looks like a bowling ball....


3 posted on 03/25/2015 7:38:14 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: NOBO2012

The new ‘decor’ in that room is ghastly... nothing is right for that space and especially out of keeping with the beautiful chandelier. The whole BS color scheme looks like crap... completely without elegance or taste.


4 posted on 03/25/2015 7:39:18 AM PDT by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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To: NOBO2012
Hmmm...who should I listen to about my kids' diet?


5 posted on 03/25/2015 7:40:41 AM PDT by econjack (I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
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To: SMARTY

Tacky.


6 posted on 03/25/2015 7:44:19 AM PDT by fivecatsandadog ("Islam is Islam. There are no modifiers. It's a political movement masquerading as a religion.")
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To: illiac
She looks like a bowling ball....

The last time I posted a descriptive comment about moochelle it was deleted by the watchers, so I'll just say Mochelle__________________________________!!!

7 posted on 03/25/2015 7:48:03 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: econjack

In so many of the photos Michelle is seen in dresses walking or standing with her legs far apart. Not very ladylike. You really see the difference in the “behind” photo you posted.


8 posted on 03/25/2015 7:52:54 AM PDT by Nevadan
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To: SMARTY

agree, the rooms are like a cheap furniture store with no class and the paintings are hideous.


9 posted on 03/25/2015 7:56:32 AM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: econjack

One of my favorite Moo photos.

Or, perhaps, she’s earned the nickname “Butch”?

Joan Rivers was spot on.


10 posted on 03/25/2015 7:58:54 AM PDT by Tigerized (Your Personal Safety is Yours, and Yours Alone. Aim Small, Miss Small.)
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To: manc

I guess it’s our cheesy, hotel-room-looking, IKEA WH, thanks to the least elegant and LEAST poised FLOTUS we have ever had.


11 posted on 03/25/2015 8:00:50 AM PDT by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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To: econjack

Dem two hos on da lef cood-it picks a sack ah cotton, tween em, much les chase down a monkey for bushmeat dinner in da WhiteyHut.


12 posted on 03/25/2015 8:05:10 AM PDT by X-spurt (CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
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To: SMARTY

Yep. Looks like Ikea.


13 posted on 03/25/2015 8:12:26 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (The White House is now known as "Casa Blanca".)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

You can take what the Obama’s know about class and put it into the navel of a flea... and you’d still have enough room left for an aircraft carrier!! :)


14 posted on 03/25/2015 8:17:57 AM PDT by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear; SMARTY

The furniture is exactly the same as the first photo, so I’m not sure why you said nothing works or are making comments about IKEA. It is the wall, window, and floor coverings that were changed in the room, and that are hideous. The furniture is fine.


15 posted on 03/25/2015 8:23:01 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: illiac
She looks like a bowling ball....

Suddenly, crazy Al says;
"S-say, Don, there sure is something familiar about that bowling ball."
To which the terrified Don replies
"Oh my God! That bowling ball, it's my wife!"

And the lesson we learn from this story is...
Next time you place your order, don't forget to say, "No anchovies please"

16 posted on 03/25/2015 8:24:02 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (I've been to the 15th broken moon of the Medusa Cascade & the diamond coral reefs of Kataa Flo Ko.)
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To: Kirkwood

I’m sorry... I don’t recall using the word ‘furniture’?


17 posted on 03/25/2015 8:36:17 AM PDT by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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To: SMARTY; RushIsMyTeddyBear

What do you have to be sorry about? You didn’t decorate that room, did you? IKEA is a furniture store in case you didn’t know.


18 posted on 03/25/2015 8:44:49 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Nevadan

“In so many of the photos Michelle is seen in dresses walking or standing with her legs far apart. Not very ladylike.”

The obvious explanation for why she’s not lady-like is because she’s probably not a lady/woman/female. There’s a reason Hussein calls her “Michael” in private.


19 posted on 03/25/2015 8:45:08 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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To: Kirkwood

I’m real clear on IKEA... and they sell décor as well... which is what that looks like... mass produced ‘decor’


20 posted on 03/25/2015 8:45:51 AM PDT by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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