She looks like a bowling ball....
The last time I posted a descriptive comment about moochelle it was deleted by the watchers, so I'll just say Mochelle__________________________________!!!
Suddenly, crazy Al says;
"S-say, Don, there sure is something familiar about that bowling ball."
To which the terrified Don replies
"Oh my God! That bowling ball, it's my wife!"
And the lesson we learn from this story is...
Next time you place your order, don't forget to say, "No anchovies please"