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1 posted on 01/16/2015 11:40:57 PM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 01/16/2015 11:41:56 PM PST by John Semmens
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Here is something that isn’t satire or humorous: when a bunch of deranged muslims kill dozens of infidels, it is has nothing to do with Islam. When infidels draw pictures of Islamic icons, it is surely Islamophobic.


3 posted on 01/16/2015 11:45:31 PM PST by sagar
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4 posted on 01/16/2015 11:47:56 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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Again, satire and reality are almost indistinguishable.

Almost everything in your piece is taken from comments made by people in O’s inner circle if not by O himself.

This really is how they think and what they say.

I don’t know if it is hard or easy to write satire when your subjects almost write it for you.

In any case, well done. Again.


5 posted on 01/16/2015 11:48:19 PM PST by marron
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Well done, John. The only problem is obama and his administration have actually said things almost indistinguishable from what you wrote.


6 posted on 01/16/2015 11:58:13 PM PST by piytar (If you don't know what taqiyya and the doctrine of abrogation are, you are a fool!)
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Hugs?

Bwa hah!


7 posted on 01/16/2015 11:58:42 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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The right approach is “dialogue”, appeasement and surrender until you are conquered - at least that way, you don't OFFEND anybody...what a sad joke for a President.
8 posted on 01/17/2015 12:02:13 AM PST by Netz
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To: John Semmens; SWAMPSNIPER

If everyone in the world would simply submit to Islam, the problem would be solved.

Great one again, John, too close to the truth.

BTW, SWAMPSNIPER, I think you have cured me of any notions I ever had about a career in politics.


10 posted on 01/17/2015 12:07:11 AM PST by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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One of your best, John.

Be careful. Channeling Obama is risky.

Even the Pope is in agreement with us on this.

Ouch. Richly deserved, but still ouch.

11 posted on 01/17/2015 12:19:02 AM PST by TChad (The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
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My wife, a pubic school teacher, stated this to me yesterday...

"Huntsville, Alabama's W.F. Burns Middle School Principal Priscilla Holley sent a letter home with students asking the parents of each of them to equip their child with 8 ounces of canned goods that the student would use as a weapon against armed intruders. The idea is that the possibility of being hit by a can of beans would deter gunmen from harming the children."

They actually think children are going to line up and send expired cans of veggie's at an armed attacker - instead of actually arming some staff members...

Liberals Gone Wild!

13 posted on 01/17/2015 2:21:27 AM PST by BCW (ARMIS EXPOSCERE PACEM)
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I’m confused: this is labeled as “Satire.”


14 posted on 01/17/2015 3:54:40 AM PST by Tax-chick ("A war is not over until the enemy stops fighting." ~ Thomas Sowell)
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"Tracking down and arresting or killing the perpetrators of attacks like those we saw in Paris is too little, too late," the President contended. "A proactive policy of accommodating the needs of the Muslim faith would interdict the sources of animosity before they explode into violence. If communities could provide convenient sites for prayer so that Muslims wouldn't have to block streets, if women were more fully clothed in public, if only halal foods were offered, Muslims would feel more at home and have less cause for anger."

This could be a news story... Amazing satire.

15 posted on 01/17/2015 4:59:03 AM PST by GOPJ (NYT "Free Speech" - ISIS can post severed heads to twitter but we can't post Mohammed cartoons.)
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Are you sure this is satire.....or is it a preview of his State of The Union Address?


18 posted on 01/17/2015 5:58:18 AM PST by GreenHornet
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Are you sure this is satire.....or is it a preview of his State of The Union Address?


19 posted on 01/17/2015 5:58:19 AM PST by GreenHornet
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>""A proactive policy of accommodating the needs of the Muslim faith would interdict the sources of animosity before they explode into violence."

Uhmerican translation--- Submit or die.

20 posted on 01/17/2015 6:10:17 AM PST by rawcatslyentist (Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed,)
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No one wants to hug Lurch?


21 posted on 01/17/2015 6:10:41 AM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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When are you going to start writing satire again?

;)


22 posted on 01/17/2015 6:27:18 AM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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A “Savage Breast”

I haven’t seen one of those in 20 years...
do they still esixt?


23 posted on 01/17/2015 6:44:08 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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You don’t need to satirize Obama’s preprosperous pronouncements. The jokes just write themselves.

How about Friday when he introduced the PM of Britain by recalling that “Today is the 200th anniversary of the Battle of New Orleans which we remember as a great victory over Britain by Britain just thinks of as a Hiccup (or cipher, or afterthought) because the peace treaty had been signed 3 weeks prior.”

What kind of ham-handed insult was that?


25 posted on 01/17/2015 11:24:45 AM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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I wish it really was true satire. Thank you for the truth with a cynical spin.

The U.S. looks incredibly foolish in the face of these deadly assaults on freedom from Islam. This week, several friends separately stated to me, that we are deeply into the global battles of the last world war.

Kerry and Obama do not realize that it is not a game nor even politically justifiable any more. We are living through violent attacks on the very existence of a free society. The effectiveness of American government has collapsed, and America’s military strength has been eroded by malicious political sabotage. Here at FR, we know and discuss the truth of the situation, yet the press is nearly silent, the economy subverted, and any real US political leadership for freedom has evaporated.

The Ballots in November were clear, re change in political policy required in the US, yet no change has appeared — in fact, Obama has dug-in, dictator style. There appears to be no real political opposition. The people are not aligned with leadership, being a situation that always has a very volatile outcome in history.


29 posted on 01/17/2015 12:55:05 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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