Posted on 10/10/2014 4:42:19 PM PDT by John Semmens
The incoherence of President Obama's foreign policy and the cascade of domestic policy scandals are being unfairly exploited for political gain according to former Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.
"Hitting a man when he is down is just plain dirty," Gibbs maintained. "It's disloyal and unpatriotic. Rather than criticize the President, Republicans should be looking for ways to help him recover from the battering he is taking in the media. That would be the decent thing to do."
Gibbs was especially outraged that "the GOP hasn't given the President enough credit for what he has accomplished. President Obama came into office with less executive experience than any other president in American history, with the possible exception of Lincoln. Yet, despite this handicap he was able to pass landmark health care reform and win reelection by a sound margin."
The former Press Secretary expressed "hope that voters will look past the scurrilous attacks narrowly focused on so-called performance and remember why they voted for the President in the first place. There can be no question that his efforts to make government 'cool' have changed the way Americans think about how they want to be governed. Voting for the Democrats on their ballots in November will help him stay the course."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/164580-2014-10-10-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-october-12-2014.htm
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how dare they!
Unfairly, that’s the joke. An existential threat must be dealt with with an obscene reaction.
Now I'll punch the "Abuse" button.
My post would get me banned from the site.
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I like the part you wrote about the GOP not giving Zero enough credit for all he’s accomplished. Yeah, beheadings on American soil and an ebola epidemic are going to be really great on his preezy resume.
He drove his car into a ditch and i’m walking around the fender sippin’ on a slurpee.
They (the ‘RAT freeloaders) are the ones they were waiting for. They are also the ones Alexis de Tocqueville warned us about.
Because he claims to be black?
By now ya think people would wise up and question even the time of day from this lying punk ass ID THIEF!
The title/headline is Shakespeare. It goes into the lead perfectly. The hidden thoughts of the flunkies is perfectly analyzed by the satirical insight.
Well done.
I would believe this except for one thing. I don’t think Gibbs would say it. Now Pelosi, that I could believe.
Fixed that sentence for you and Gibbs.
i guess we have come to the point where telling the truth is racissssss, and just plain wrong...
give-em hell John
Well, I read this twice and chuckled out loud both times. Could be one of your best!
Glad to see you are still sharing with us. :)
Good stuff, John. I do miss so many getting sucked in...(8^D)
Good job, John. Thanks for the ping. :)
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