RFK Jr. Demands Censorship of Climate Skeptics [Another one of my fake articles]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 Sep 2014 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Environmental activist Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. opined that those skeptical of the dangers of climate change ought to be silenced.

"I'm really tired of arguing with these people," Kennedy complained. "It's a drain on my energy. It takes time away from restructuring society along more socially beneficial lines."

Kennedy suggested that "climate skeptics should be put on trial at the Hague as 'war criminals.' Whether people realize it or not, we are at war for the planet's future. On one side are those who want to save the planet. On the other are people who want to stop us from saving the planet."

"If we don't save the planet everyone will die," Kennedy continued. "The actions that would lead to such a catastrophe are a worse crime than any committed by Hitler. So why should these climate change deniers be treated any more leniently than we would've treated Hitler had he not committed suicide?"

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/163674-2014-09-26-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-september-28-2014.htm

[Arrowhead1952]

Mary Joe is still unavailable for comment.

[Chode]

junkies... us there anything they don't know???

[Huntress]

Are you sure it wasn’t one of his little brothers? RFK Jr. was 14 in 1968.

[Huntress]

What’s with the big red flag after the title, John? One of my favorite things about your satires is the angry tide of comments from the posters who think you’re serious.

[sickoflibs]

Was your title modified?

[sickoflibs]

BTW: Pretty good semi-satire. Well done.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Possible, but it was assuredly RFK, it seems like it was just yesterday. All of a sudden, we couldn’t get on rides and then there he was, two feet away from me.

[Oztrich Boy]

"It takes time away from restructuring society along more socially beneficial lines."

And the down side is?

[TChad]

[Another one of my fake articles]

Nonsense. Every word is true.

[Impy]

Smart move putting a disclaimer in the headline, because this one is all too close to the truth, RFK is batshite insane.

[moose07]

“fake article”

Your articles are no more fake than all the Fake Articles in Government.
:)

[Focault's Pendulum]

You really need a disclaimer?

[Malone LaVeigh]

[Another one of my fake articles]

Please don't do that again John. Half the fun of reading your posts is seeing how many people you manage to fool. You've caught me on several occasions.

[TexasCajun]

Fake But Accurate, Right!

[TexasCajun]

But haven't we won the War on Man-Made Global Warming?

[fatnotlazy]

Thank you for the ping. You captured that lying sleaze perfectly.

[Tainan]

Your self-labeling is getting very apparent....LOL.

[porter_knorr]

Love your satire - wondering which humorless moderator is changing the title?

[21twelve]

Got a private mail that even with the big disclaimer, John had two of his recent satire articles erased by some moderator.

Please let John post his satire!

(And agreed - it is getting harder and harder to tell the difference.)

[Seaplaner]

Enraged that President Obama Secretary of State John Kerry continue to maintain that the Islamic State is not Islamic, ISIS spokesman Abu Muhammad al-Adnani called upon Muslims around the world to randomly select and slay disbelievers.

Semmens is, as always, on his "A" game.

Another fine (and scary) column John.

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