Massachusetts Cracks Down on Pro-Life Free Speech [SATIRE]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 August 2014 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Determined to overcome a recent 9-0 US Supreme Court ruling against the state’s “buffer zones” surrounding abortion clinics, the Massachusetts Legislature enacted a new, more severe buffer zone statute. The penalty for violating the new buffer zone is a fine of up to $50,000 and incarceration of up to three years in jail.

Governor Deval Patrick (D) praised “the courage of our legislators who have stood up against judicial tyranny. The right to an abortion is a human right. Women seeking to exercise this right should not be impeded by the unwanted messages of its opponents assaulting their ears on the way to see the doctor.”

Patrick was unmoved by the prospect that the Court would also invalidate this new law. “We can pass new laws faster than any court can overturn them,” he asserted. “The ban against pro-life harassment of women will be enforced in this state and there is nothing the Courts can do about it.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/08/02/cia-strikes-penitent-pose/

[556x45]

‘The right to an abortion is a human right.’

Ironic stmt to say the least.....then again this is MA.

[AnalogReigns]

Please note: THIS IS SATIRE!

[rockrr]

This one is especially poignant in view of Massacrazies defying the Constitution and all of the recent trend in jurisprudence regarding 2nd amendment rights.

Liberalism is a (dangerous) mental disorder.

[556x45]

:) its hard these days to tell the difference. :) Anyway, its MA, anything not matter how outlandish is possible...and probable.

[bandleader]

Formerly referred to as:”The Cradle of Liberty”!!!

[Pikachu_Dad]

Lot if truth in that satire.

[pas]

I wish they would block these type posts.

[5th MEB]

Those women go into a clinic to murder a defenseless human being, but they cannot stand to hear a statement or see a sign on there way into the MURDER MILL? They can casually kill another human being, but they are to emotionally fragile to see a sign or hear a statement that tells them they shouldn't do something like that?

[who knows what evil?]

Hello...John Semmens?

[5th MEB]

Damn John, you caught me.