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Plants Don’t Like Being Eaten [Really bad news for Vegans]
Moonbattery ^ | 7/8/2014 | Dave Blount

Posted on 07/08/2014 6:45:05 AM PDT by markomalley

There is bad news for moonbats who don’t eat meat because it is morally wrong to devour the flesh of murdered animals: plants don’t like getting eaten either.

According to a study by Heidi Appel and Rex Cocroft at the University of Missouri, plants can identify the sound of caterpillars chewing and react to it defensively.

In the study, caterpillars were placed on Arabidopsis, a small flowering plant related to cabbage and mustard.

Using a laser and a tiny piece of reflective material on the leaf of the plant, Cocroft was able to measure the movement of the leaf in response to the chewing caterpillar.

Cocroft and Appel then played back recordings of caterpillar feeding vibrations to one set of plants, but played back only silence to the other set of plants.

When caterpillars later fed on both sets of plants, the researchers found that the plants previously exposed to feeding vibrations produced more mustard oils, a chemical that is unappealing to many caterpillars.

‘What is remarkable is that the plants exposed to different vibrations, including those made by a gentle wind or different insect sounds that share some acoustic features with caterpillar feeding vibrations did not increase their chemical defenses,’ Cocroft said.

Imagine the horror of being eaten alive. Who is to say that the lettuce and alfalfa sprouts in your bowl don’t experience this agony. You salad would beg you for mercy, if only it knew how.

Maybe it would be most morally righteous to not eat anything at all.


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To: markomalley

21 posted on 07/08/2014 7:06:11 AM PDT by null and void (If Bill Clinton was the first black president, why isn't Barack Obama the first woman president?)
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To: miss marmelstein

Oh, the HORROR! A bowl of salad is the equivalent of mass murder! The snap of crisp vegetables is really s scream, that juicy tomato is bleeding! Murderers! Vegans can’t even drink water- amoeba live in it! Maybe this is natural selection- humans who feel too guilty to live will starve themselves.


22 posted on 07/08/2014 7:06:53 AM PDT by ClearBlueSky (When anyone says its not about Islam...it's about Islam. That death cult must be eradicated.)
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To: All

What about bacteria and viruses? They are people too!


23 posted on 07/08/2014 7:09:42 AM PDT by Gunpowder green
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To: markomalley

24 posted on 07/08/2014 7:14:30 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: null and void

Exactly. Just tried to post that. ;)


25 posted on 07/08/2014 7:15:29 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: edpc
A census taker once tried to test me.  I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. And the beans screamed even more than he did.
26 posted on 07/08/2014 7:22:43 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
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To: ClearBlueSky

The late John Lennon is said to have lived on synthetic protein & vitamins. He stopped eating plant life after hearing a cornstalk sob when stripped of one of its ears.

Anyone knows that slicing an onion brings tears. This is the result of a revenge pheromone that is released when the onion is harmed.

KIds who hate eating their vegetables are vindicated!


27 posted on 07/08/2014 7:26:51 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
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To: Gunpowder green
What about bacteria and viruses? They are people too!

Ascetics in the Hindu Jain sect practice an extreme level of non-violence that leads them to cover their mouths and sweep the ground before them with small brushes to avoid injuring the most minuscule forms of life.

28 posted on 07/08/2014 7:36:41 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Portcall24

Plants can read your mind.

http://www.mindpowernews.com/MindPlantCommunication.htm

“There was a men’s urinal next door to the lab. Every time it was flushed, the plant reacted. It was finally concluded that the disinfectant in the cistern was destroying cells in the body’s excretions. But the strangest thing was that when the person using the urinal was aware of this effect there was no reaction from the plant!”


29 posted on 07/08/2014 8:02:04 AM PDT by A'elian' nation ("Political Correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred." Jacques Barzun)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

Just the act of breathing kills millions of microbes with each breath ... mask or no mask. The bodies immune system kills many more. The best a concerned (read imbecilic) person can do is to kill themselves and become worm food.
At least they will no longer be in the gene pool and will hopefully make room for someone who may actually have a brain.


30 posted on 07/08/2014 8:10:01 AM PDT by clamper1797 (Evil WILL flourish when good men WILL not act)
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To: tiki

I can’t make that claim having had moving fish, urchins, shellfish, etc.


31 posted on 07/08/2014 9:47:30 AM PDT by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothings)
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To: A'elian' nation

Thanks. I had forgotten most of this information as it was a long long time ago. Too many brain cells killed on purpose and otherwise. I read that all the memories are still in ones brain but the pathways to retrive it are what degrade.


32 posted on 07/08/2014 9:54:50 AM PDT by Portcall24
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To: markomalley
To be on the safe side, I'm going to have to avoid meat, fruit, and vegetables, and live on Ramen noodles.

That is, until a study comes out showing that noodles can feel pain.

33 posted on 07/08/2014 12:32:30 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Verginius Rufus

However, fruit wants us to eat it so it can “propagate”...where do you think the seeds go?


34 posted on 07/08/2014 12:42:51 PM PDT by kaktuskid
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