Er wot? That isn’t Cricket!
I guess they’ll have to trap them with a sticky wicket...
Hell...we put a snake in a little box in the bosses draw....not really a boss....just thought he was.
This is appropriately called a “prank.” So many episodes are really vandalism and thuggery.
Don’t they have armadillos in Arizona? I think those love to snack on crickets. Might want to release some wild Robins too.
I wonder if it was a copycat stunt they did after viewing a recent episode of “FARGO” on FX. I love the show btw.
“Last week, Stavros (Oliver Platt) exclaimed God is real several times as he deduced that the plagues of Egypt blood pouring from his shower and crickets sending his supermarket customers screaming from his kingdom had descended upon him. Now hes terrified that the worst of the plagues is coming, as he sweats profusely, his senses amped up by the amphetamines Malvo swapped into his pill bottle.”
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/05/13/fargo-recap-baring-teeth/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0
Our senior prank was a classic. We had the keys to the school. The Principal was out of town, but left his VW Bug in the school parking lot. We opened the rear doors, removed the center door post, and carried the bug into the lobby outside his office. Good fun.
Lorne Malvo....paging Lorne Malvo
this is a prank I can get behind - good old fun!
That’s pretty mild.
In my school we bit pop-tarts in to gun shapes. The whole state was on lock down for 8 weeks while we were imprisoned, tortured, and re-educated about the horrors of guns. ;-)
My friend told me about a prank where a 6-pack Chinese food carry out type carrier was left behind after releasing 5 pet store rats with the numbers, 1,3,4,5,&6 painted on their backs.............
Thus we pooled our resources and bought dozens of crickets at a bait shop. About 0300 hours, we set them loose in his room and tied his door shut. His screams were music to our ears. Lost his voice for a week and changed rooms to a different floor from us.
4 years later when we graduated, we could still hear crickets in the battalion quarters.