Posted on 04/18/2014 10:39:42 AM PDT by massmike
A school in Lincoln, Nebraska is wiping some major egg off its face after a horrible bullying advice flyer was sent home with kids.
Zeman Elementary School fifth-graders were recently sent home with a flyer to help teach them how to act if they're being bullied. It's worse than you can possibly ever imagine. Here's just a few of the highlights:
Rule #7: Do not tell on bullies. The number one reason bullies hate their victims, is because the victims tell on them. Telling makes the bully want to retaliate. Tell an adult only when a real injury or crime (theft of something valuable) has occurred. Would we keep our friends if we tattled on them?
Rule #8: Don't be a sore loser.
Rule #9: Learn to laugh at yourself and not get "hooked" by put-downs. Make a joke out of it or agree with the put-down. For example: "If you think I'm ugly, you should see my sister!"
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Snitches get stitches kid. Just hand over your lunch money and consider it a business expense. That’s a nice face you got there, shame if something happened to it.
Rule #2: Fight back if you have to.
Rule #3: Kick his ass if you can.
“We attack enemies, not friends. If I attack you, I am treating you like an enemy...”
If they attack me, they are treating me like enemy. Therefore, they are my enemy.
Or to “Christian,” or “conservative.”
It’s actually the recently missing copy of the Obama Foreign Policy.
#1 If he’s bigger than you, get five of your friends and kick his ass after school.
That said, if Plan A doesn't work, Plan B is indeed a punch in the nose.
They are teaching kids to be good little slaves and not buck the system.
Khrushchev said he wouldn’t get us but he’d get the children. The children, in context of time, are now the people writing this insanity and ‘teaching’ it.
Looks like he did afterall.
“My Dads advice always worked for me: Punch em square in the nose. Theyll leave you alone after that. And they always did.”
Same with my dad. He told me hit the bully as hard as I can right below the nose. He will tear up. Then he said, when the bully is dealing with that, find something to hit him over the head with.
Worked for me.
What I learned about bullies is if you hit them once, even if they beat you up, they will think about that first punch you threw and will you throw it again.
Turn slightly as if moving away. Deliver a sharply angled, downward side kick to the outside of the knee, stomping inward. As the bully lies screaming in pain, kick repeatedly and solidly to the midsection or genitals. Stomp on the fingers if it all possible, gringing them with the heel against concrete is an ideal move. Do NOT mark the face, your denial of aggression will be more credible.
“Do NOT mark the face, your denial of aggression will be more credible.”
Hide the body well and keep your mouth shut.
My guess is that they were written by some woman single parent who is clueless as to how to help her effeminate son deal with bullies.
This is her pollyana solution. She may as well just tattoo, "Hit me" on her son's forehead.
Since "bullying" has become such a big topic lately, I'm sure every little kid is tattling on everyone else.
Definitely, the wussification continues.
Ok, then have someone physically superior to them, beat the snot out of them. After that, go to the bully's home and beat his/her parents. Do that every day for a couple of weeks. Even when they stop. Even when they apologize. They'll get the hint.
It's times like that when every kid's dad needs to be a mafia don.
Kick his ass.
All bullies require a bullyectomy which will usually result in an attitude adjustment former victims are always satisfied with.
My older sister dated a guy who was a Sgt in the Marine Corps.
he taught hand to hand combat. He taught me this one when I was a young kid.
If confronted, casually pull all your change out of your pocket, and if things escalate, drop it on the ground. Without fail, your opponents eyes will follow the money and you have your opening. Worked real good for me when I was
growing up.
My dad told me to get a pencil and aim for the eyes.
Not Lincoln. Liberal land. Home of the wussies.
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