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FreeRepublic founder Jim Anderson found living in most liberal city in America.
The Daily Rodent ^
| 4/01/2014
| Squirrelly Nutkins
Posted on 04/01/2014 8:56:32 AM PDT by GraceG
The enigmatic and hard to locate founder of the conservative news and information site FreeRepublic has finally been located after years of searching.
After spending millions in local "establishments" of ill repute our reporter Jim Thompson has finally tracked down this legendary recluse. Suprisingly he has been located living in the America's most liberal city, Boulder Colorado.
According to our reporter, Mr. Anderson has been living in the liberal bastion and pot capital of the world in order to build up the mental anti-bodies required in order to sustain a full assault against the liberalism he is expected to endure for next month's interview with the Daily Beast.
(A picture of Jim Anderson our reporter took before their camera was destroyed by his telekinesis.)
TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; jimrobinson; jimthompson; parody
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:56:32 AM PDT
by
GraceG
To: GraceG
OK, now nobody tell that Drudge guy.
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:58:29 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
To: GraceG
THIS IS *NOT* AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE!
IT IS REAL
HE IS CONTROLLING OUR MINDS TOO
EVEN MY SQUIRRELS ARE COMPLYING!
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:59:45 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period. PALIN/CRUZ 2016)
To: Cyber Liberty
> OK, now nobody tell that Drudge guy.
Not only will he believe, he will broadcast it all over the Internet as fact...lol
To: GraceG
Ya gotta wonder how many libs are about to get hysterical. ;-)
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:01:04 AM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
To: GraceG
Let me know when Jim Thompson is found.
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:04:02 AM PDT
by
don-o
(He will not share His glory and He will NOT be mocked! Blessed be the name of the Lord forever!)
To: GraceG
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:04:42 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: Mr. K
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:05:11 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: don-o
[ Let me know when Jim Thompson is found. ]
We are still looking for him.....
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:06:24 AM PDT
by
GraceG
To: GraceG
I would have believed Thailand, but not Boulder.
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:06:34 AM PDT
by
NEMDF
To: GraceG
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:09:07 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: trisham
Drudge is a handsome guy!
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:10:33 AM PDT
by
GraceG
To: don-o
Let me know when Jim Thompson is found. An obscure reference for sure... No doubt he was aboard MA370 after a long walk-about in the Malay Highlands....
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:11:01 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: PGR88
I hope his pinger is still active!!!!
To: GraceG
Gee, Jim Anderson has telekinesis, too?
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:16:54 AM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: GraceG
What would Jim Thompson say about this?
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:18:51 AM PDT
by
markomalley
(Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
To: Beowulf9
How odd. I was fishing the Colorado fom my Bertran this morning and pulled up 62 assault rifles and 3 crates of ammo. I think that was Jim’s stash.
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:19:11 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
To: GraceG
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:19:18 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: GraceG
I’m told he has 7 SSNs and was adopted from Indonesia.
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:21:49 AM PDT
by
LyinLibs
(If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
To: GraceG
That looks like Elrond after a haircut and a clothing makeover. Are the shades of Elvish make?
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