DUmmie FUnnies 01-06-14 (Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 6, 2014 | DUmmie kentuck, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

The real cause of global warming:

[Charles Henrickson]

01 -06 -14

There's your Three-Day Forecast!

PING!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

TT, BTR

[Morpheus2009]

Someone should add what’s going on in Valley Forge and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, it’s dead freezing here too, and the 3 hours of above freezing temperatures hardly helped here too. I just hope too many people aren’t stuck on the philly streets at night, at about 5-10 degrees Fahrenheit, well, that would be %^&$

[MeshugeMikey]

cold HOW can this BE?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: Tune: “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” ::

One of the “sexiest” winter tunes I know...

[Billthedrill]

Orbital mechanics as explained by Mr. Rogers to a class of cargo-cult brachycephalics. Check that, Fred had a better grasp on it than these morons.

[poobear]

Charles, there isn’t one quote there that isn’t certifiable. Seriously!

[Incorrigible]

Oh. Oh. Top 10!

[TexasCajun]

Professor Al Gives Comfort To The DUmmies!

“Just because it snows in winter doesn’t mean the planet isn’t getting warmer.”

[Zeneta]

[GeronL]

Apparently some of the DUmmies think that the southern hemisphere is on a different planet. It is summer down there and winter up here, is that too complicated for them?

[cripplecreek]

We see wider and stronger hurricanes. . . .

I got an email ad that promised to make my hurricane wider and stronger but most girls don't like em that thick.

[GeronL]

That is summer time at the balmy beach.

[cripplecreek]

What would really screw them up is the knowledge that the earth is closer to the sun when it’s winter in the northern hemisphere. Our winter coincides with perigee when the earth is nearly 4 million miles closer to the sun.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Climate change means more energy is kept in the atmosphere.

What the fricking heck!

That has got to be the dumbest thing I have read today. Considering how often the climate has shifted on this planet if change caused the atmosphere to retain still more energy then the atmosphere would have reached a energy saturation point multiple millena ago.

[GeronL]

Now you are just going to confuse them. You are saying those record ice flows in Antarctica are 4 million miles warmer than winter at the northern ice cap?

[cripplecreek]

Yup.

PERIGEE BABY!

[Zeneta]

“Walkin’ On The Sun”

It ain’t no joke I’d like to buy the world a toke

And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
And teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars

Hey I know it’s just a song but it’s spice for the recipe
This is a love attack I know it went out but it’s back.

It’s just like any fad it retracts before impact
And just like fashion it’s a passion for the with it and hip
If you got the goods they’ll come and buy it just to stay in the clique

Snip

You might as well be walking on the Sun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj—Kjn0z8

[GeronL]

lol