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11 Girly Things Huffpo Wishes Men Would Do To Emasculate Themselves
soopermexican.com ^ | December 27, 2013 | soopermexican

Posted on 12/28/2013 2:37:39 AM PST by servo1969

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To: servo1969

You would think that “with a degree in “Social Policy in Women’s Issues” she should at least be able to cook!


21 posted on 12/28/2013 4:25:35 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: 1_Rain_Drop
Which Grammar Mistakes Will Keep You From Getting A Good Job?
22 posted on 12/28/2013 4:28:43 AM PST by Reeses
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To: servo1969
3) Order “girly” drinks Again, what is the problem? I’ve ordered sweeter drinks and suffered the slings and arrows of mockery from other guys. Who cares? I’m not sure why men are afraid to order whatever they want.

Resist the temptation, men. We are habituated by society to do what women tell us, but listen to your nature and instead do what you know is right. Be a man.

Bonds drink

23 posted on 12/28/2013 4:40:37 AM PST by Donald Rumsfeld Fan
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To: djf

WOW - just like what’s happening here in the US!...interesting study and fair analysis of what our elected leaders have driven us towards thanks to Hollywood and the News...great....just great....


24 posted on 12/28/2013 4:41:51 AM PST by BCW (Salva reipublicae)
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To: Talisker

She is NOT GUILTY. I’d hit her Vagianos!!


25 posted on 12/28/2013 4:42:54 AM PST by southern rock
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To: servo1969

I say it is OK for men to cry, but only for certain things. Death in the family, honoring vets, watching your kid get married. Not over things like I can’t get my hair to look the way I want.


26 posted on 12/28/2013 4:55:46 AM PST by machman
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To: servo1969
I'll start a list for women:

  1. Learn how to change a tire without help
  2. Take out the garbage once in a while
  3. Raise the seat when finished
  4. Do not use Ellen Degenerate as a role model

27 posted on 12/28/2013 5:14:24 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Vendome

“Women were meant to cook. Otherwise, why would God fill them with milk and eggs?”

I’d hand your *ss to you for that one but I’m too busy laughing my own one off.

PS - Hubby does all the kitchen stuff in our home. On the other hand, he’s never had to scrub a bathroom. Fair is fair.


28 posted on 12/28/2013 5:15:39 AM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: Vendome

OMG~! you owe me a new keyboard LOL


29 posted on 12/28/2013 5:17:13 AM PST by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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To: Reeses

You got me! Thanks! LOL
Good thing I’m not looking for a good job but a GREAT one!


30 posted on 12/28/2013 5:22:42 AM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: servo1969
3) Order “girly” drinks

Again, what is the problem? I’ve ordered sweeter drinks and suffered the slings and arrows of mockery from other guys. Who cares? I’m not sure why men are afraid to order whatever they want.

Just don't emulate the Kids in the Hall skit Girl Drink Drunk

31 posted on 12/28/2013 5:24:06 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Everyone get online for Obamacare on 10/1. Overload the system and crash it hard!)
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To: servo1969

8 and 10 are the only things they got right

So how can you trust anything else they say when they only score less than 20%


32 posted on 12/28/2013 5:24:55 AM PST by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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To: central_va
"Learn how to change a tire without help"

I absolutely refuse to learn how to change a tire. I consider that a man's job. How else is a man supposed to show off his skills and strength nowadays? They are so weak now they can't even open a door for a lady.

33 posted on 12/28/2013 5:31:14 AM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: servo1969
Wear makeup

What possible reason would I want to wear make up...?

My face is my face...either you like it or you don't....

If you don't like it...I really could care less...don't look at me...

Wear yoga pants

Maybe Alanna Vagianos never took an anatomy class or has never seen a man's junk...

They make boxer shorts for a reason, sweetheart...tucking your maleness them into a pair of yoga pants would be uncomfortable at best and unless you are a homosexual, I have no desire to sees a man's bulge...

34 posted on 12/28/2013 5:33:14 AM PST by Popman ("Resistance to Tyrants is Obedience to God" - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: servo1969
*This is not true, I read it a few times and nearly every other Crichton novel as well. And I don’t care who knows it.

Crichton always wrote strong women characters (how that correlated to the five marriages in his real life I don't know).

35 posted on 12/28/2013 5:38:58 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Jimmy Valentine
A degree in “Social Policy In Women’s Issues”

She wasted a lot of money.

36 posted on 12/28/2013 5:39:37 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: servo1969

As a practicing doctor of female machinations I can accurately speak on this woman.

She is an amateur dominatrix looking for a Sissy boy to whip and kick in the Gonads.

Volunteers may write her at Huffpo for appointments.

I am sure she looks great in her leathers.


37 posted on 12/28/2013 5:44:26 AM PST by Venturer (Half Staff the Flag of the US for Terrorists.)
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To: mrs. a

I do all the housework. I can’t stand the way she cleans and I’d just rather do it myself...except her sink.

The has a most annoying habit of using the side of the sink basin as a drum after using her toothbrush.

Pits water and excess toothpaste everywhere.

I use to be”Arrrrrrgh!!!” but, I keep the bathroom showroom clean.

I hate dirty bathrooms.

Same in the kitchen. After a few months she’ll get lost, having moved every since seasoning in the cabinet and food stuffs in the pantry all over the place. Eventually you have to hire a search and rescue crew to find things.

I just put it all back together in order, stacked neatly and labels facing forward.

Come to think of it, she doesn’t do anything around here but cook, her sink and some light gardening.

Oh and reorganizing her walk in closet. I have no idea how she makes such a horrendous mess. But, it’s her mess and I won’t touch it.

Conversely, my closets look they are a Macy’s window. Clothes are organized by season, color and use.

I have a shoeseum if more than 200 pair of shoes. alone.

Those are organized by season, color and use.

I take pictures of the shoes when I get them, leave the shoes I get the box and point a labeled picture of the shoe, color and manufacturer.

If I didn’t do that it would take forever to grab what I want.

I dust everything including windows and floor board.

We have three chandeliers but, they take quite a bit if work as they intricate.

I’ve got a housecleaner who dusts them every few months. I’m not gonna do it. very intricate and just a ton of work.

I always tell him I know where he lives and if he breaks one of them I’m going to take one of his children.

One chandelier cost over $70,000 and my favorite cost a bit north of $15,000 and I love that thing.

So beautiful and there only 8 in the world.

Oh, and the other thing she does is spoil the dogs. Frickin lil babies.


38 posted on 12/28/2013 5:53:28 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: mrs. a

Just saw your part about the kitchen.

I keep that place clean ever night and I am forever dusting it...


39 posted on 12/28/2013 5:55:08 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

They are so weak now they can’t even open a door for a lady.


Sometimes we get yelled at for doing exactly that.

Lucky for us the “Angry Wymyn’s Studies” types are easy to identify. I’d look ‘em right in the eye as I let go the door. Just in time so it could close all the way before they got to it.

*snort*

:wq


40 posted on 12/28/2013 6:03:20 AM PST by Peet (Oderint dum metuant)
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