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I do all the housework. I can’t stand the way she cleans and I’d just rather do it myself...except her sink.

The has a most annoying habit of using the side of the sink basin as a drum after using her toothbrush.

Pits water and excess toothpaste everywhere.

I use to be”Arrrrrrgh!!!” but, I keep the bathroom showroom clean.

I hate dirty bathrooms.

Same in the kitchen. After a few months she’ll get lost, having moved every since seasoning in the cabinet and food stuffs in the pantry all over the place. Eventually you have to hire a search and rescue crew to find things.

I just put it all back together in order, stacked neatly and labels facing forward.

Come to think of it, she doesn’t do anything around here but cook, her sink and some light gardening.

Oh and reorganizing her walk in closet. I have no idea how she makes such a horrendous mess. But, it’s her mess and I won’t touch it.

Conversely, my closets look they are a Macy’s window. Clothes are organized by season, color and use.

I have a shoeseum if more than 200 pair of shoes. alone.

Those are organized by season, color and use.

I take pictures of the shoes when I get them, leave the shoes I get the box and point a labeled picture of the shoe, color and manufacturer.

If I didn’t do that it would take forever to grab what I want.

I dust everything including windows and floor board.

We have three chandeliers but, they take quite a bit if work as they intricate.

I’ve got a housecleaner who dusts them every few months. I’m not gonna do it. very intricate and just a ton of work.

I always tell him I know where he lives and if he breaks one of them I’m going to take one of his children.

One chandelier cost over $70,000 and my favorite cost a bit north of $15,000 and I love that thing.

So beautiful and there only 8 in the world.

Oh, and the other thing she does is spoil the dogs. Frickin lil babies.