What possible reason would I want to wear make up...?
My face is my face...either you like it or you don't....
If you don't like it...I really could care less...don't look at me...
Wear yoga pants
Maybe Alanna Vagianos never took an anatomy class or has never seen a man's junk...
They make boxer shorts for a reason, sweetheart...tucking your maleness them into a pair of yoga pants would be uncomfortable at best and unless you are a homosexual, I have no desire to sees a man's bulge...
See the grammar post above...
FMCDH(BITS)