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URGENT NOTICE OF ZOT FOR SEPT/OCT 2013
Intel Analysis | September 5, 2013 | Victoria Bingham

Posted on 09/05/2013 10:24:15 AM PDT by Victoria Bingham

https://www.facebook.com/victoria.bingham.14?hc_location=timeline


TOPICS: Conspiracy; UFO's
KEYWORDS: disasterofundead; disasters; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; morethorazineplease; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; undeaduprising; ursulathevk; zot
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To: NicknamedBob

OK. :)


3,521 posted on 10/11/2013 10:25:10 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (the seed spawn of zor-ketthraa!.)
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To: GeronL

Yahoo!


3,522 posted on 10/11/2013 10:31:24 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (the seed spawn of zor-ketthraa!.)
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To: GeronL
one toilet installed and working

'Tis a good thing. Now you can sell the chamber pot..

I trust that Fester and Carbuncle or whoever they are this week have also cured the water fountain spray?

3,523 posted on 10/11/2013 11:37:05 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; GeronL

Gorbag and Shagrat, orc plumbers.


3,524 posted on 10/11/2013 3:39:12 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: NoCmpromiz; GeronL

“I trust that Fester and Carbuncle...have also cured the water fountain spray?”

Awww, cut ‘em some slack; they thought they were installing a bidet.


3,525 posted on 10/11/2013 4:07:56 PM PDT by HKMk23 (ditditdit dahdahdah ditditdit)
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To: HKMk23

lolz

Yes, they fixed that.

Now we are going to do the water heater, and hook up the washer and dryer. Then there is the second toilet, then both bathroom sinks... Then we need to install some doors and door knobs and window blinds.... tub fixtures.... outdoor water fixtures.... spackle and paint the walls....

It’s almost like being in a civilized society again.


3,526 posted on 10/11/2013 4:10:59 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: GeronL; HKMk23; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; Darksheare
"Now we are going to do the water heater, and hook up the washer and dryer. Then there is the second toilet, then both bathroom sinks... Then we need to install some doors and door knobs and window blinds.... tub fixtures.... outdoor water fixtures.... spackle and paint the walls....

It’s almost like being in a civilized society again."

Except that you are still associating with us.

3,527 posted on 10/11/2013 4:34:47 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Free at Last! Free at Last! Thank Gawd Amighty I'm free at last!" If they just don't start it again)
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To: HKMk23; Anoreth; ArGee; ColdOne; Conspiracy Guy; Cyber Liberty; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; fanfan; ...

I spent a half hour of my commute sitting next to a dwarf on the subway.

Got home and told the kids I saw a metro gnome.


3,528 posted on 10/11/2013 4:35:30 PM PDT by HKMk23 (ditditdit dahdahdah ditditdit)
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To: HKMk23

A man walks into a clock repair shop and the repairman is German and says:

So? Vat sims to be ze problem?

It’s my grandfather clock. It doesn’t go ‘tick-tock-tick-tock’ anymore. Now it just goes ‘tick...tick...tick.

Mmm-Hm! I sink I can fix zis. Let me look inside. Ve haf vays of making you tock!


3,529 posted on 10/11/2013 4:42:34 PM PDT by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: HKMk23

3,530 posted on 10/11/2013 4:50:21 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: HKMk23; All

I turned my car into a cell phone today.

I drove my Kia into a river.
Now I have Nokia.


3,531 posted on 10/11/2013 4:53:13 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: fanfan

Oh, you’re all wet!


3,532 posted on 10/11/2013 5:03:08 PM PDT by HKMk23 (ditditdit dahdahdah ditditdit)
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To: HKMk23

Tick, tick, tick, ...


3,533 posted on 10/11/2013 5:06:05 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Free at Last! Free at Last! Thank Gawd Amighty I'm free at last!" If they just don't start it again)
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To: null and void

Found the problem: the pendulum just wasn’t a swinger.


3,534 posted on 10/11/2013 5:09:17 PM PDT by HKMk23 (ditditdit dahdahdah ditditdit)
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To: HKMk23

It refused to, uh, go both ways.


3,535 posted on 10/11/2013 5:13:39 PM PDT by HKMk23 (ditditdit dahdahdah ditditdit)
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To: HKMk23

Yes, but did you have him check your calculations?


3,536 posted on 10/11/2013 5:30:19 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (the seed spawn of zor-ketthraa!.)
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To: HKMk23; All

We don’t expect any rain before Thanksgiving.
(That’s Monday in Canadian.)
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!


3,537 posted on 10/11/2013 5:30:27 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: NicknamedBob

Thank you for my first lol of the day!


3,538 posted on 10/11/2013 5:34:45 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (the seed spawn of zor-ketthraa!.)
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To: HKMk23

Did you make small talk? Or was he short on time.


3,539 posted on 10/11/2013 6:39:58 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: NicknamedBob; GeronL

Civilized?
Whassat?


3,540 posted on 10/11/2013 6:40:58 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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