To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
2 posted on
08/14/2013 11:44:57 AM PDT by
EveningStar
("What color is the sky in your world?" -- Frasier Crane)
To: EveningStar
Should’a stayed away from his daughter
3 posted on
08/14/2013 11:45:15 AM PDT by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
To: EveningStar
A Man (Riding On A Horse) Walks Into A Bar...I only came to this thread to hear the punchline...
4 posted on
08/14/2013 11:46:27 AM PDT by
C210N
(When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
To: EveningStar
Must have been a cowboy bar...
5 posted on
08/14/2013 11:47:24 AM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: EveningStar
This guy sounds like a party animal. I hope the guy he lassoed and dragged through the lot is ok.
But that is funny.
6 posted on
08/14/2013 11:47:44 AM PDT by
Tenacious 1
(Waiting for next tagline.)
To: EveningStar
A communist, a muslim, a homosexual and an illegal alien walk into Nancy’s restaurant on Martha’s Vineyard.
And the hostess says “Good afternoon, Mr. President.”
9 posted on
08/14/2013 12:03:09 PM PDT by
Iron Munro
(To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize - Voltaire)
To: EveningStar
Perfectly legal so long as no 0bama mask was involved.
10 posted on
08/14/2013 12:05:26 PM PDT by
Uncle Miltie
(Where's my pressure cooker backpack wmd ricin laced al qaeda terrorist BASSELOPE?)
To: EveningStar
The guy who got lassoed must not have been paying attention. I myself would keep my eye on a drunk guy riding his horse through the bar.
12 posted on
08/14/2013 12:27:12 PM PDT by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: EveningStar
So, a cowboy walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “You got any ID?”
The cowboy says, “’bout what?”
13 posted on
08/14/2013 12:29:51 PM PDT by
Chasaway
(Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?)
To: EveningStar
To: EveningStar
A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says,"How are you going to pay for this...you're a duck."
The duck says,"Put it on my bill!"
16 posted on
08/14/2013 12:58:46 PM PDT by
oldsalt
(There's no such thing as a free lunch.)
To: EveningStar
So? What did he do, illegally?
18 posted on
08/14/2013 1:29:25 PM PDT by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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