Criticizing Obama “Offensive” Says Aide

Daniel Pfeiffer, Senior Advisor to the President for Strategy and Communications, denounced criticism of President Obama in strident terms this past week, calling critics “uppity.”

“Here we have the leader of the free world, a Nobel Prize winner, being accosted by people unfit to lick his boots,” Pfeiffer complained. “How low has our civilization sunk that such effrontery is tolerated?”

Pfeiffer labeled inquiries about Benghazi, the IRS and phone taps of reporters “fishing expeditions. They think they’re going to find some ‘smoking gun’ linking the President to one or more of these incidents in some substantive way. Well, I’m telling you it’s not going to happen. The President has insulated himself from culpability for whatever may occur. There are strict rules about who may tell the President what that ensure he will honestly be able to disavow all knowledge of what is going on.”

“On top of this he has an enormously wide array of options for eliminating disloyal and uncooperative elements both inside and outside his Administration,” Pfeiffer pointed out. “Those chafing over getting hassled by the IRS ought to consider themselves lucky that sterner measures weren’t used against them.”

“It all comes down to whether people are going to show proper respect for the President,” Pfeiffer concluded. “We cannot sit by and allow the office and the great man who occupies it to undergo the type of heedless questioning of its authority that we have seen over the last few weeks. Rest assured that the President will do whatever it takes to assert and wield that authority. The alternative is too scary to contemplate.”

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Edit suggestion here adding the words It's frustrating.

"It's frustrating that here we have the leader of the free world..." being criticized by those that aren't fit to lick his boots.

i liked your reply , was the statements the aide made an attempt to scare people from voicing their opinion? It is a terrible thing our world and our country are facing, but we must stand strong and firm, repel fear, for if we do not it will cower us which is exactly what these upside down to rightness people want.We cannot allow this to happen. The most popular phrase from people’s mouth’s these days is “I know but there is nothing we can do about it”. In my mind that statement is OFFENSIVE ,and if our forefathers who faught and died to make us a free nation would have took that weak ass position, our way of life would have been anything but good. I don’t have the answers , and i think it will get much worse before it get’s better,then so be it, i refuse to break down, or shut up,and i know in my heart of heart’s WE WILL WIN, i am a woman with a heart of a warrior, and a will of iron. I love my country, my planet, and all those out there globally that want to create a better world.

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bama is offensive himself...and it's his policies that are offensive