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Russia Bans US Adoptions (Satire)
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 Dec 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/29/2012 8:35:07 AM PST by John Semmens

The Russian legislature passed and President Vladimir Putin signed a bill banning the adoption of Russian children by U.S. Families.

In a signing statement President Putin asserted that “we cannot continue to subject the fruit of Russian loins to lives of degradation and depravity in an immoral society. Not only is the culture permeated with filth that poses as art, but the physical safety of the children is not even protected in the schools. For us to continue acquiescing to these adoptions would make us knowing accomplices in the criminal abuse of these children.”

A secondary concern cited by Putin was “the looming economic hardships that will befall most American families in the months and years to come. The government is accumulating debts it cannot repay. Bankruptcy and currency collapse are inevitable. The Obama Administration’s insistence on pursuing the same types of socialist policies that wrecked the Soviet Union augur a bleak future—one to which we cannot in good conscience allow to be inflicted on our children.”

US Presidential Press Secretary Jay Carney said “the President is a bit miffed by Putin’s blunt assault on American culture, but not overly concerned about the effects. Those negatively affected by the ban on adoptions are mostly the rich—people who generally have done less than their fair share of human suffering. So there is an element of inadvertent equity in the move.”

Carney pointed out that “it’s not as if those blocked by the Russian legislation are without recourse. There will still be plenty of non-white babies they can buy from China or Africa. In fact, obtaining a child from these other sources might help them overcome some of the ingrained racism that dominates this segment of our society.”

There were nearly 1,000 adoptions of Russian orphans and unwanted babies by American parents last year. The measure puts an end to that option for those desperately seeking to become parents.

You can read the rest of the best of Semi-News/Semi-Satire for 2012 at....

http://azconservative.org/2012/12/28/semi-news-best-of-2012/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Education; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; leftists; obama; satire
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To: silverleaf

Almost ditto. My youngest daughter weighed 18 pounds at age 3.5 yrs. She wore a size 18 months. From Rostov On Don in 1997.


61 posted on 12/31/2012 8:28:36 PM PST by MarMema (eh.)
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To: silverleaf

Was in Moscow in the mid 90’s when a tv show showed kids in an orphanage about age 7 and called them “little criminals”.


62 posted on 12/31/2012 8:31:00 PM PST by MarMema (eh.)
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To: John Semmens

It’s cruel to leave them in Russia where they will certainly die on a crashed plane.


63 posted on 12/31/2012 8:41:13 PM PST by MarMema (eh.)
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