Posted on 10/22/2012 5:12:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
One big reason to vote for Romney is to see the absolutely HILARIOUS DUmmie meltdown post Nov. 6. We can get a sneak preview of just how mental the DUmmies will become in this THREAD, "What is your biggest fear if Romney wins the election?" Already the DUmmies are TARGETING polling companies that dare to accurately reflect the current state of the electorate. So let us now watch the DUmmies go into pre-election meltdown mode in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the comedy gold will become even more frequent over the next two weeks until the mother of all DUmmie meltdowns, is in the [barackets]:
What is your biggest fear if Romney wins the election?
[I will be sent away to a Walmart Detention Center without a chance to bring my toothbrush.]
What do you think will happen if Romney wins the election? Will the world end? Will unemployment go back up? Will we continue to grow ourselves out of this severe recession? Will the Repubs take all the credit if the economy continues to rebound?
[The latter is the REAL DUmmie fear. The economy rebounds bigtime so who the hell would want to vote in a socialist in the future to ruin it again?]
What do you think will happen with women rights? What do you think will happen to the Supreme Court? What do you think will happen with the deficit? How long before we are hit with another terrorist attack because we have an arrogant asshole in the White House?
[You mean like the terrorist attack at Benghazi that the Bamster claimed was a spontaneous response to a video trailer that almost nobody watched? And now on to the other fearful DUmmies.]
Supreme Court will be f*cked for the rest of my lifetime
[Over the next four years ApocAlito II, III, and IV will be appointed to join ApocAlito I on the High Court.]
DU will melt down.
[You win a SUPER Kewpie for accurately forecasting the near future.]
Beware the dark side Luke... I'm not gonna entertain fear because I can't fathom a Romney win.
[Good news. Obama can remain as president in the Alternate Universe. May the Farce be with you.]
Gloating by republicans at the golf club. Being a minority democrat, I already am outnumbered in every political debate. On positive side they might buy me a drink or two to soothe my emotions.
[Already have your mind set on mooching?]
He'll be in office for two terms. So it will be eight more years before we can end this depression. And SCOTUS will be perma-f*cked.
[GASP! You mean he will beat Joe Biden in 2016?]
otal loss of all national park and wildlands; Global economic collapse; WW3; air like China and Ind India; massive homelessness and escalated poverty levels affecting up to 1/2 of all Americans; fascism and police state to control the results; the ignominy of being "lead" by a lying sociopath and a lying cretin
[Take the L-pill NOW and spare yourself the pain.]
I don't think Rmoney can legitimately "win" this election. Stealing it is much more likely. If that happens, we're screwed. Good-bye health care reforms. Good-bye planned parenthood. Good-bye social safety net. Good-bye income tax deductions that benefit the middle class. Good-bye hundreds of thousands of jobs. Hello more war. Hello extreme right wingers on the Supreme Court.
[Already have your excuse lined up?]
you and i both know that if Romney steals this election. We are screwed.
[Doesn't that make you happy, Ben Burch?]
Pretty sure the world will end
[The entire universe will enter the rip in the space/time continuum.]
Basically business will see it as open season on labor in general. They already have citizens united, and an Rmoney presidency will give them all the cover they need to put yet more downward pressure on compensation. The climate will be perfect for advancing and securing serfdom.
[The peasants are revolting. They stink on ice.]
After eight more years of Republican reign, America may never be able to take over again. They would seal off all possible avenues to being overthrown. In other words, a permanent coup.
[Fears of a Coup Coup DUmmie.]
A foreigner will steal my job and I will die in the gutter
[A DUmmie destined to become GUtter Clutter.]
They're now being remodeled as Bain Reeducation Centers:
"The West Wing II", now with more melanin!
Oh, I'm sorry, was that my outside voice?
Translation: They will take my free candy.
Nov.7th - fundamental physics demonstrations by the “makers” for the “takers”.
The DUmmie Underground Resistance Fighters (DURF) are hunkered down in their Perfect Rovian Storm Cellars. The walls are lined with canned goods and powdered instant foods. Cartons of triage milk and jugs of distilled water are stacked on the floor. The Resistance Fighters, their faces full of concern and working-class nobility, are huddled in groups around their shortwave radios. A man is trying to pick up the signal. A woman is holding her crying baby. "Any word, Will?" "No, Nadin, I can't raise them."
Meanwhile, overhead, bands of young men in shortsleeved white shirts and neckties are going from house to house, confiscating coffee and looking for Progs to take to the Bain Reeducation Centers.
And a tumbleweed blows across the dusty prairie.
Welcome to Mitt Romney's America.
In a way it’s quite disconcerting. We have virtually nothing in common with a significant portion of our own countrymen. It’s a house divided; how can it stand?
Imo, it all devolves from the rejection of God, and the acceptance of moral relativism. Insanity ensues.
At least mankind will be wiped out--which will be good for the planet, won't it? See, some good CAN come out of this!
LOL - Excellent!
That's what I'm talking about!
A permanent coupon? That's music to PJ's ears!
Pitt sounds dejected.
BTW, PJ, this could be a DUbble DUFU Monday. I’m working on an idea.
Hey DUmmies, don’t get to worked up. The world is already going to end on 12/21, the Mayans told us so! This election is really irrelevant and you should just skip it.
Their biggest fear should be that Romney will be true to his word, and open up federal lands and shores for drilling, rescind Dodd-Frank, and reform taxes such that an economic recovery will begin in rapid fashion. By June, liberal fiscal policies should be thoroughly discredited. Keynesianism too.
Benghazi already discredited liberal appeasement as foreign policy.
Yes, she is serious about those last two. This is the depth of the disconnect from reality the brainwashing by the left has produced. Sure, stopping abortions, saving lives is a great idea, hope we win there. But that won't be Mitt single-handed.
Jobs! Jobs will make a comeback, the horror of capitalistic exploitation as people work *gasp* for their supper instead of getting all they need from benevolent leaders like Obama. (/sarcasm)
Into the top 40 like Kasey Kasem on his walker!!
I think they really shudder to think that their neighbor's freedom and liberty will be restored. The DU'ers are obviously willing to forgo freedom and liberty for themselves, as long as others are restrained.
ENLIST! The VA might not be the best, but what can you expect from government managed care? And payment is purely based on income and available insurance.
It might be more of a sacrifice than the "bright" ones are willing to make, however...
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