Posted on 06/17/2012 6:40:39 AM PDT by SJackson
See the cross? See it? Why are you laughing?
Warning! Your salad could be making you into an Infidel! "Salafist group warns tomatoes are 'Christian,' by Angie Nassar for NowLebanon.com, June 12 (thanks to Lachlan)
...A Salafist group called the Popular Egyptian Islamic Association has come under fire after sending out a warning on Facebook urging its followers not to eat tomatoes because the vegetable (or fruit) is a Christian food. The group posted a photo on its page of a tomato - which appears to reveal the shape of a cross after being cut in half along with the message: Eating tomatoes is forbidden because they are Christian. [The tomato] praises the cross instead of Allah and says that Allah is three (a reference to the Trinity).
[God help us]. I implore you to spread this photo because there is a sister from Palestine who saw the prophet of Allah [Mohammad] in a vision and he was crying, warning his nation against eating them [tomatoes]. If you dont spread this [message], know that it is the devil who stopped you.
Yeah... no.
Predictably, Facebook users expressed outrage over the post, which prompted the group to clarify its stance on the controversy with the update, We didnt say you cant eat tomatoes. We said dont cut it in [such a way that reveals] the cross shape....
God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life...
God is love...
OK, they're right - no Muslims can eat tomatoes, salsa, pizza, spaghetti etc. God in his wisdom has sent a sign - in a tomato... and in McDonald's french fries... shaped like the Madonna... no potatoes either....
Wow. Even tomatoes rebuke the Islam tenets and embrace Truth.
I guess some folk will pay closer attention to their salads from now on..
These people are absolutely insane, and I see no hope of them ever being otherwise.
Guess this means muslims must beware of persimmons and cranberries too...
Sounds good to me. I think I should have called them Christaphopes, not Christophobes. There is a lot of Christaphobia going around these days. People are truly fearful of God’s love.
Check the definition of "crucifer" online -- "1, one who carries a cross especially at the head of an ecclesiastical procession. 2, any of a family (Cruciferae syn. Brassicaceae) of plants including the cabbage..." Worse than tomatoes!
So throw tomato halves at the sand rats.
No wonder these muzzie asshats regressed after mohamhead appeared on the scene. I’m waiting for them to start walking on all fours again.
BTTT
That’s a five-pointed star, so it’s obviously a Wiccan or Satanist fruit.
A friend sent me this:
A Muslim meets Christ
This is one of the most powerful videos I have seen...A must watch.
If you are a Christian, you need to watch this video!
If you are not a Christian, you need to watch this video!
If you are a non-believer, you need to watch this video!
http://www.cbn.com/media/player/index.aspx?s=/vod/AL32v1_WS
Islam is the manifestation of Mohammed’s Obsessive-Compulsive disorder. If you happen to fart while saying your prayers in the bathroom cleansing ritual, you have to begin the ritual all over again.
What if you slice your tomatoes vertically?
Actually, muslims should’nt eat at all. All of them should starve themselves to death in the name of their “allah’
Problem solved.
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One would think those selfsame rednecks would already know that ummah means no bacon, no poke chops, no ribs, no sausage gravy...
These people are insane!!!
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