Lazamataz accused of annoying female Freepers for years: more shocking charges still to come???

one man's opinion...

[ken5050]

Long time Freeper "Lazmataz", a beloved and cherished staple of the conservative website Free Republic, yesterday was accused by several female Freepers of somehow annoying them, and making them feel uncomfortable.

"Laz," as he's affectionately known on the website, absolutely denied the charges. "It's all an attempt to smear me. Everyone knows that I'm running for "Admin Moderator" next year, and they're trying to discredit me.

[MHGinTN]

As his attorney of record, I am watching y'all. [See, I even speak southerneze, so don't try to hide your wicked ways!]

[left that other site]

These Threads show that FR is a FAMILY. :-)

Of course, every family has a Laz! LOL!

[SunkenCiv]

Hey, this is nice:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2802522/posts?page=379#379

[MHGinTN]

Okay, Laz, I think we've clouded this one away. Full speed ahead to your election. [Just take it easy on that ignoring the 'hit it' routine. Gotta keep yourself in straight character, eh?]

[Dick Bachert]

I have it from an informed but anonymous source that on several occasions, HERMAN CAIN was at Laz’s house when the annoyances occured.

Film at 11!

[Netizen]

Have you admonished your client against speaking or has he fled to a country that doesn’t extradite?

[Lancey Howard]

[Netizen]

With regards to Helen Thomas, this might be more appropriate.

[MHGinTN]

I can assure you that my client will have an thorough and appropriate response from an undisclosed location, when the anti-hitit mob has run their ‘coarse’ and moved on. There are serious charges to be addressed, with sisters, mooses, cheese, and pancake bedecked bunnnies at risk. A simple posting of a gif will not suffice, I assure you. As to posting a screensaver of Helen Thomas, well, there oughta be a law against such obscenities. THAT is a moving violation if ever I’ve seen one. Eyewash eye cups all around ...

[Lazamataz]

Yes, I am one of the offended females. One time - well it is so horrific I cannot even bring myself to type it. Just know this: I was brought to tears. He should pay a heavy price but I am too upset to talk about it.

I bought you a negligee to make up for it.

[Lazamataz]

My lawyer asked me to stay off this thread, until we had framed an adequate settlement.

We offer, to all offended females, the device or clothing of your choice, and have opened an account at:

[Lazamataz]

You are making light of a very serious topic. My polls show support for my run as Admin Moderator has crashed, particularly witn Jim Robinson.

[Lazamataz]

Our camp has discovered that it appears to be Cringly Whiner, a staff member in your team, that has leaked this story to Politico.

[Lazamataz]

That’s very noodley.

[Lazamataz]

Act now. YOU have a case.
There is a class action lawsuit for you.

If Laz said he would hit you and it made you feel uncomfortable call...

1-800-lazdidit

If Laz never said he would hit you and it made you feel uncomfortable call...

1-800-lazdidnt You deserve justice. Don't be left out! Call today.

~Dewey, Hittem & Howe~

This is a non-attorney, non-advertisement for a non-profit unorganized attempt to make some fast cash without having to work for it. Duh! There are no guarantees you will or will not be hit or hit on in our corporate offices. You may experience tingling sensations, damage to your last nerve, permanent isolation from polite society or random traffic stops. These side-effects have been documented to occur in less than 2% of our unattractive clients and have no bearing on whether or not your personal information will sold to the highest bidder.

This is just the sort of classless, one-handed, porn-chasing advertisement that gives attornies a bad name.

[Lazamataz]

I can assure you that my client will have an thorough and appropriate response from an undisclosed location, when the anti-hitit mob has run their ‘coarse’ and moved on. There are serious charges to be addressed, with sisters, mooses, cheese, and pancake bedecked bunnnies at risk. A simple posting of a gif will not suffice, I assure you. As to posting a screensaver of Helen Thomas, well, there oughta be a law against such obscenities. THAT is a moving violation if ever I’ve seen one. Eyewash eye cups all around ...

Thank yoou for serving as my attorney. Your idea of settling by giving out sex-toys was brilliant.

[Lazamataz]

I actually did hit Classy Green Eyed Blonde.

It was only after about 6 more times, did I discover 'she' was a guy.

So I nailed it one more time, and fled in horror.

[Lazamataz]

He hit me! Where’s my settlement??

Getting hit WAS your settlement.

[Lazamataz]

Another good idea that my attorney had, was to record a video of what every woman sees when hitting it with me.

Hit it.

[ken5050]

and.....we're OFF to the races...so it begins again

Laz has FINALLY broken his silence..see posts 300-400...do chime back in..