Act now. YOU have a case.
There is a class action lawsuit for you.If Laz said he would hit you and it made you feel uncomfortable call...
1-800-lazdidit
If Laz never said he would hit you and it made you feel uncomfortable call...
1-800-lazdidnt You deserve justice. Don't be left out! Call today.
~Dewey, Hittem & Howe~
This is a non-attorney, non-advertisement for a non-profit unorganized attempt to make some fast cash without having to work for it. Duh! There are no guarantees you will or will not be hit or hit on in our corporate offices. You may experience tingling sensations, damage to your last nerve, permanent isolation from polite society or random traffic stops. These side-effects have been documented to occur in less than 2% of our unattractive clients and have no bearing on whether or not your personal information will sold to the highest bidder.
This is just the sort of classless, one-handed, porn-chasing advertisement that gives attornies a bad name.
And SLR Class Mercedes Benz'!
If you are Laz and this thread made you feel uncomfortable call...
1-800-lazizhrt
Laz deserves justice. Don't be left out! Call today.
~Dewey, Hittemback & Ruhnn~
This is a non-attorney, non-advertisement blatant attempt for another cheap laugh. Knowwhaddamean? You will not be left alone with our corporate secretaries. (Hot aren't they?) You will be put on hold for hours at at time. You may experience call waiting, call forwarding, conference calls or bills for 900# calls you never made. We keep a count of the donuts and knishes set out in the client comfort room and you will be billed. If you think DOJ muffins are pricey...lolz. Your personal information has already been sold to the highest bidder and our associate Joaquim thanks you for the new life. And yacht.