LEAVE MY MAN ALONE!
Posted on 11/04/2011 8:10:14 AM PDT by ken5050
Long time Freeper "Lazmataz", a beloved and cherished staple of the conservative website Free Republic, yesterday was accused by several female Freepers of somehow annoying them, and making them feel uncomfortable.
"Laz," as he's affectionately known on the website, absolutely denied the charges. "It's all an attempt to smear me. Everyone knows that I'm running for "Admin Moderator" next year, and they're trying to discredit me.
For your safety and absolute morality, bigheadfred... we can’t send pictures. You see, we would just drive you crazy with desire. You would never be able to look at another woman again without comparing her to US. Now... that wouldn’t be fair to you, would it?!! ((( giggle, giggle )))
LEAVE MY MAN ALONE!
happy f=Friday thread!
love ya, laz, darling!
Yeah, I’ve heard of that place before...somewhere in Thailand, isn’t it?
Wellllll, after 25 years of repeated shots from a cast iron skillet, I know my place. So post away. Just no live birth shots. That would be stretching things a little too thin. Pushing things a bit too far.
Looks like a Hippy Chick.
You have been warned.
Act now. YOU have a case.
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Which half is more upset, the ones he hit already, or the ones he hasn’t hit yet?
Yeah but I wear really high heels.
Good Lord, this thread makes me think back to like 2002 or 2003!
Where’s willie Green?
ASH ALERT!
LOL!
I have a story to tell about Laz. Perhaps he’ll pay me to shut up. Perhaps others will pay me to tell. I think first I’ll just sit back and see what offers roll in...
Man,that just took ‘lie back and think of England’ to a whole nuther level!
I had to have therapy.
/johnny
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