DUmmie FUnnies 07-17-11 ("I'm very close to breaking up with my man because of Republicans")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 17, 2011 | DUmmie Sarah Ibarruri, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Arrowhead1952]

But I'm reaching the end of my patience. I simply CANNOT, CANNOT endure being with someone who even remotely agrees with these sh*theads who have taken our country down a path to second world nation for the past 31 years. I am growing more and more angry with my guy, and I've nearly gotten to the point at which I'm ready to call it quits.

[He's patient and caring, and he treats me nice, but HE DOESN'T WANT TO RAISE TAXES ON THE RICH! THAT'S IT! WE. ARE. OVER!!!]

But I'd bet she is in love with obummer and other libs who are taking our country to third world status.

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I'm actually surprised he hasn't kicked HER to the curb.

[And THERE is the great mystery of this thread!]

That has to be a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL or some lib ex who got fed up with the nagger he had as a previous spouse.

[CSM]

I know I won’t be the first to say this, but this is just amazingly untollerant in every way conceivable. Yet they will preach tolerance to us while reviling and hating their fellow Americans.

Hey Dummies,

Can I question your patriotism now? Or should I follow your lead and treat you like the enemy you are?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I actually told him once that his I.Q. must be very low if he talks as if he were an idiot. Aside from this situation, he's very good to me, he's cute, generous, kind, loves my family, is interesting, loves to travel, lots of things.

Anyone wanna bet this Repuke boyfriend is also in the top tax backet?

[techcor]

She should take him to the DU website post, tell him her DU name and that all of the DU posters are friends whose opinions she values more than his... the problem will take care of itself.

[chesley]

really wish and hope that I will one day meet a good and decent democratic gentleman

I'd like to meet one, too. Also, I'd like to pet a unicorn, and ride the Roc. None of them exist, but I'd sure like to see all of them.

Yes, but where are these lib guys?

Shacking up with each other?

No attributes could be impressive enough to encourage any man with self-respect to stay with this woman long. Why he does is the mystery.

[Quix]

That’s not really where

Billdo Klintoon is from, is it.

[TheOldLady]

Boop His Nose! It's Soft... but Mind the Teeth!

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[Argus]

the kind of health care most of us just fantasize about

Oh the DUmmies and their mental furniture...

[chesley]

The thing about “mental connections” is that they require at least three sparking brain cells. Liberals can even count that high, let alone possess that many brain cells. Or they wouldn’t be liberals.

The evidence is clear.

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 70!

[NoGrayZone]

'I'm divorced (several times), '

Gee, I wonder why. Several times? Isn't that more than 3?

[NoGrayZone]

"And to think, it’s so hard to even find a single, conservative guy in some places."

Amen! I second that motion!

[NoGrayZone]

Bravo (clap clap clap), excellent DUFU!!

[Charles Henrickson]

I have decided to call DUmmie Sarah Ibarruri "Sarah Ibuprofen," because she's such a pain in the tuchus.

The Ibuprofen primitive.

[NoGrayZone]

Most fitting!

[Rainbow Rising]

He's a complete idiot with regard to his outlook on life and I make him suffer for it every day.

If she is as unhinged as her posts suggest, she won't be satisfied with mere verbal abuse for too much longer. At some point she'll start lashing out physically. Her obvious pride in making him "suffer" suggests that she might even take some sadistic pleasure in physically abusing him. He should run away from her as fast as he can, while he still can.

[45semi]

"There and then, I learned the Great Secret of Life. If you agreed with a girl's politics, you got "Lucky."
50 years, and I see things haven't changed. Leftist women are still stupid."

Man, who wants to get lucky with a gal that thinks like that?
.002 seconds later and I'm wondering what excuse I can fabricate to cut & run that she will (maybe) believe,
and I dont sound too much like I'm running away!

I'm not a great actor...most of the women I've met who spouted lefty nonsense...well...I couldnt pretend to be attracted to them long enough to get them into a bed!

[boop]

What a repulsive person this woman is. MAKING a decent guy "suffer" because he... GASP... disagrees with her politics? I thought the woman was stupid, but now I think the republican guy is, for staying with such a wench.

I'm married to a liberal woman who is the light of my life. We agree on the really important things in life. Just not politics. It would never occur to either of us to intentionally hurt one another over our differences. And she's open to logic on occasion, which is nice.

[jonascord]

When I was 17, I didn't think too much with my brain. It wasn't getting enough oxygenated blood. In a room that was carpeted with mattresses, and with a slim young thing who was protesting her Capitalist Warmonger Parents in Lake Forest, and figured she was engaging in a political act... Today she's some two-bagger. Back then, she was an ex-cheerleader, who hadn't slid too far, yet.

You don't have to pretend very much, Hinsdale was a LONG way from Old Town, and that I didn't pick up one or more communicable STDs is a source of constant wonder.

I was always there to help others on a bad trip, 'cause I didn't try whatever was the chemical of the moment. I'd noticed, quickly, that they weren't performance enhancers.

50 years, and there is still guilt. It's not, actually, very funny, now. Perhaps joining the Corps of Marines was an act of atonement.

[Impy]

Elena Kagen is packing her bags for a Dildo vacation as we speak.

And Rachel Maddow is moving there. ;d