Posted on 04/18/2011 6:40:24 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
I can't leave this freakin' guy alone, but neither can anyone else right now. I'll tell you what, if this guy doesn't run it will be the most brilliant way to promote the finale of The Apprentice (when he is supposedly making his decision) ever..
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10. Hail to the Chief can be replaced with The Apprentice theme song.
9. It's the ultimate lesser of two evils: The entrepreneur who once bankrupted his company vs. the world citizen who bankrupted
8. Melania Trump could be the first First Lady ever to champion the cause of raising "taxes" to "strengthen" our "bottom line."
7. He'll shrink the government with weekly Cabinet meetings in the boardroom, televised with ads, where a department will be fired.
6. Any news story that involves Ivanka Trump by any news source will have to be referred to as Fox News.
5. The country will upgrade from a president who is a golfaholic to the guy who owns the courses.
4. No more bowing to foreign leaders, because it's too risky with a combover.
3. Nothing tells the world America is back better than a gold plated Air Force One.
2. A President Trump could do the job for free, saving the country at least $1.6 million, AKA the maximum Democrats will cut from the deficit.
1. He wont take a running mate so when he beats Obama he'll make him Vice President and call him The Apprentice. his the country.
Puke!
I’m obviously kidding...I have no intention of even thinking about voting for him...I just like cracking some jokes on an even bigger one.
Number one reason for not making Trump president: He’s a Democrat.
Trump is probably the only guy on earth more arrogant that Barack Obama.
So if that’s good for the presidency, then vote for him.
He wouldn’t hike taxes against oil companies to support public education.
I agree with Levin that Trump's a chump, but that doesn't make your top ten any less funny! Thanks for the smiles.
Ivanka on TV more is probably the only good reason.
LOL! Very clever. I especially like #7. Firing the Department of Education would be a must see event.
“4. No more bowing to foreign leaders, because it’s too risky with a combover.”
LOL!
(*I* get the humor. What a bunch of hypersensitive peeps we have hanging around here these days. Yeesh!)
One of my rules is that it takes at least 11 reasons to vote for someone. Anything less will simply not do!
If part of the "deal" in electing him is that in lieu of a salary he can keep 20% of everything he can negotiate out of the Federal Budget. Might actually be worth it!
then let it be so ;-)
20%....shoot, make it 1% and he’d still make WAY more than the $2.7 billion he’s worth now.
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