Posted on 11/14/2010 4:37:39 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
A picture is worth 1,000 words, so lets find a few of 'em...
When I a was a boy my teacher asked me to spell "plagiarism" and I said you tell me first, then I'll tell you...
Did you know you can't star 69 a text message?
No no, this is how you say it...."why so socialist?"
Did you know the red phone in the Oval Office isn't for Batman....or phone sex?
Barney said I can be his fruit fly!
Farting makes me sound smart!
Nancy had me at her Botox party, can you tell I just had my cheeks done?
My hairplugs tickle!
I think my eyes are smiling too.
Even though we lost the House Barack said I can still have a puppy!
Comment with your best shot(s)!
“They’re coming to take me away,ha-hah,they’re coming to take me awayyyyyyyyyyy.....!”
“Did you know the red phone in the Oval Office isn’t for Batman....or phone sex?”
Funny, I think he looks like the Joker from the Batman TV show.
..he just found out Hussein brought back coconuts for him
Did you know there is a toilet in the President's limousine?
YO, JOE, FYI!!
You can sue!!
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For real?
I'm canceling my political aspirations.
What the hell is the point?
Someone stole his upper lip.
Sure glad I’m wearing Depends.
“Hey, Jindal, what’re you doing here? Aren’t they hiring at 7-11?”
Can’t think of a caption right off hand, but in less than two years Biden and Obama look to have aged ten years. It’s a heavy weight to carry when you’re screwing millions of people every day and then get revealed for who and what you really are by those very same people. Biden looks to be a broken man in that picture, trying to smile through disgrace and failure. Obama looks the same way in most of his photos. Only difference is that the Proud One won’t break, he’ll take his pride, his hatred and his destruction all the way into Hell with him.
The Grinch grin.
If I were any dumber, I would need to be watered twice a month.
"Do we have something goin' on to get rid of Barack in '12?? Well, do you think I would tell you if we did?? 'Cause we do."
"Do we have something goin' on to get rid of Barack in '12?? Well, do you think I would tell you if we did?? 'Cause we do."
Did you know that I'm only one heartbeat away from the Presidency??
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