The Blogpimp Thread (Vanity)

10-15-10 | me

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Blogpimp songs

Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)

Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)

Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning

The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)

I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away

I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!

Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!

Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!

Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!

Haikus about blogpimps

(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!

Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!

I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*

“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...

The following were done by Allegra:

Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!

Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits

Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

I know how to solve that problem:

[CWCoop]

I hate vanity threads, first of all. If you dudes want to act like morons, do it somewhere else. Second of all, I have a novel idea for you idiots. If you don’t like excerpted posts don’t click on them. Boy that sure seems easy? You guys really have a mental trouble to keep obsessing like this!

[50mm]

I decided to add a graphic.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Nice...I’m saving it. :)

[50mm]

I hate vanity threads, first of all....

Yet, three of the five articles you've posted in your brief FReeper career are........ready?.......vanities! LOL

Apparently you only hate vanities when they aren't yours. LOL

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

A haiku (5 syllables, then 7, then 5)

Why are most blogpimps
So terribly arrogant?
What do you all think?

Your turn now.. ;)

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Are you pimping? Are you pimping?
Mobile V? Mobile V?
Warning Bells are ringing, Warning bells are ringing,
*Hee hee hee!* *Hee hee hee!*

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Nice links you got there, pal. I think that they are so...
(Excerpt) read more at myawesomeblog.com...

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Everybody - Look!

Please bite on my tiny worm -

I need the damn money.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

The pimps does not have
A good excuse for failing
to post whole content

There is no excuse
They are just using FR
As their blog's platform

They don't admit it
They will get nasty instead
They are good at that

[kevkrom]

I'm thinking perhaps we should ping some of the subjects

isn't it a general trait of the true blog-pimp that they don't respond to comments but rather just post and run?

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

I am a blogpimp
When folk hate my pimping,
I just call them names:

"You are a *bleep* *bleep*!
How dare you call me a pimp?
You stupid *bleep* *bleep*!"

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Oftentimes, but when they get angry at being exposed, they can get really ugly. There was a thread the other week where one got so ugly that the mods gave him the zot! :)

[50mm]

Please visit:...

From the Free Republic home page:

Please enjoy our forum, but also please remember to use common courtesy when posting and refrain from posting personal attacks, profanity, vulgarity, threats, racial or religious bigotry, or any other materials offensive or otherwise inappropriate for a conservative family audience. Free Republic is a non-commercial site. Please do not post advertising, solicitations, spam or any other commercial messages. Do not spam us with links to your own site. No one likes spam.

Excerpt, read more at Free Republic

[djf]

They should only be allowed to do it under two circumstances{

1) They have a conspicuous link on their webpage back to FR and
2) They can actually write

98% of them just evaporated...

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

FR homepage: Please enjoy our forum, but also please remember to use common courtesy when posting and refrain from posting personal attacks...Please do not post advertising, solicitations, spam or any other commercial messages. Do not spam us with links to your own site. No one likes spam.

You need to more respectfull of the rules or you are asking for a zot. The mod already removed your first name-calling spam post on this thread and you had to go and arrogantly post it again. Watch out

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Heck, I wasn't thrilled about being called 'detritus' - but at least it thought I was human detritus....

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

How respectful of him... /s