Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
Here you go guys. Have fun! :)
You forgot the link to your blog.
IKR. Bloggers waste sooo much bandwidth.
I agree and disagree with your obsessive crusade.
If they just copy/paste wire excerpts and use their blog as simply a gateway (scoring the google ad views), then you are right. They are blog pimps.
However, for videos... Embedding is legit. And if it comes down to clicking a link to a conservative blog (that embeds a video) over a “direct link” to say the lib scums at CNN or YouTube... I’m supporting the conservative blog.
In latter case, I would call them video aggregators (just like Breitbart and Drudge), spending time sourcing the best clips, etc. So there is nothing wrong with what they do, and we need as many as possible on our side side. SEO/Keywording is important in this fight. IMO.
LOL! Funny pic!
LOL! Most pimps would click the middle button! ;)
The video still plays on Youtube when embedded on a blog.
Usually the pimp gives no credit to the owner or producer of the video.. straight pimpin'.
We are supposed to be nice to blog pimps, and not chase them away, because we want new members of the group.
So I give you the song of sympathy for the blog pimps:
To the tune of “The Greatest Love of All”, by Whitney Houston:
Some believe the blog pimps are our are future
Step aside and let them have their way
Treat them all respectful as they plagerize,
Don’t mock their sense of pride, although it’s easier
Let them have their threads, here, while we remember how it used to be
Everyone is searching for some blog hits
blog pimps need someone to click their links
sitting in the basement eating mac and cheese,
A lonely place to be
they are depending on you and me
LOLOL! Good one! :)
Moved to Bloggers & Personal.
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