To the tune of “Crazy Train” by Ozzy:
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Pimping, but that’s how it goes
Millions of blog hits, the hit count it grows
Maybe it’s not too late
To learn how to write stuff
And stop all the hate
Mental wounds not healing
Life’s a bitter shame
I’m pimping off the rails on a bloggy train
I’m pimping off the rails on a bloggy train
Let’s Go!
I’ve listened to FReepers
I’m still just a tool
I wish I was Breitbart
I break all the rules
I’m stealin’ your vid files, you have no control
Pimpin’ my blog now, it’s good for my soul
Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I’m pimping off the rails on a bloggy train
I’m pimping off the rails on a bloggy train
I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta click to read my words
Yeah