MOM JUST SAID WE CAN HAVE A PARTY WITH NO RULES!!!
(At least that's what it sounded like.)
Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
Well, we got smacked by the modnim adderater. I guess we just have to put Mostly Vulgar on “ignore” and carry on regardless. This is a fun thread in spite of the FReepers who don’t understand our point.
We are all humblegunner. ;-)
Ever wise, our moderating team.
Further, if everyone who objects to blog pimping is engaged
on THIS thread, shouldn't that be a good thing for those who
pimp blogs? The-cat's-away and all that? ;-)
MOM JUST SAID WE CAN HAVE A PARTY WITH NO RULES!!!
(At least that's what it sounded like.)
But they OMIT the information most times.
"I found a video, look at my blog!"
"I re-wrote an article, look at my blog!"
You'll note hardly anyone objects to the full content being posted.
I probably needn't show you examples.
I predict this will become one the historic threads on FR!
Is that a host in the sun?
I just saw a host in the sun!
Gee, no kidding? I didn't say it is. It is considered a blog by some though.
Your allocation of the team blogpimp has been misapplied many times.
Then you and others hijacked the threads.
Oh, and none of my facts were crooked. Re read if you want to verify.
Just by the way..
Syncro is alright.
He just has a different opinion, that’s all.
Trust me. I’m a jam-up judge of these things. ;-)
Would you, could you, on a thread?
Fine when that is what it is
But many bloggers threads were hijacked that were posted properly.
So they are all blog pimps to you?
Then ask to have the forum removed.
I'm sure the management would appreciate your request
I and at least most of what I see of this anti-blogpimping “team” are not attacking blogs in general, but the use of FreeRepublic to promote their blog.
I see FR as the way to get the conservative word out. Excerpting needlessly puts blog hits of the conservative message and associated activism.
:)
You misunderstood. I was saying the ones that get hijacked are usually the ones by the pimps... ;) The other bloggers are ok.
Please visit:
Ah, good times.
Would you, could you, on the ‘net?
Would you, could you, were you wet?
I would not, could not, not on a bet!
Did you know?
Bennett Cerf, Dr. Seuss’ editor, bet him that he couldn’t write a book using 50 words or less. “The Cat in the Hat” was pretty simple, after all, and it used 225 words. Not one to back down from a challenge, Mr. Geisel started writing and came up with “Green Eggs and Ham” — which uses exactly 50 words.
The 50 words, by the way, are: a, am, and, anywhere, are, be, boat, box, car, could, dark, do, eat, eggs, fox, goat, good, green, ham, here, house, I, if, in, let, like, may, me, mouse, not, on, or, rain, Sam, say, see, so, thank, that, the, them, there, they, train, tree, try, will, with, would, you.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/wayoflife/01/23/mf.seuss.stories.behind/index.html
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